Original Intercontinental Champion and the mind behind the Royal Rumble Pat Patterson once had a mostly French language interview segment for WWE called “Le brunch de Pat”. On this segment, he’s joined by the one and only Mr. T. It’s fun to see the both of them mix it up in a clip that I’d guess most American fans have never seen. Unfortunately, there’s no pancakes, waffles, or even a muffin. What kind of brunch is this, Pat?
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Darby Allin Beats Up A Target Employee
AEW Wrestler/Daredevil/Spine Punisher Darby Allin took a trip to Target (with skateboard in hand!) to find his exclusive action figure. The overworked and underpaid “employee” tells him no one wants that crap and Darby responds with violence. Darby! That’s not appropriate! Ask a manager to put one on hold for you first! At least he didn’t bring a flamethrower this time.
Goldberg Goes Golfing
No doubt, some of you are hitting the links this summer. The only time I’m hitting a golf ball is if there’s a little windmill on the course and a snack bar next to the batting cages.
Maybe I should take a page out of Goldberg‘s book from the PGA tour and toss some geeks into a water trap. Does that count as a birdie or an eagle?
Dino Bravo and Rick Martel Workout
Before they were WWF villains, Dino Bravo and Rick (or Ricky, if you prefer) Martel were a top tag team in Montreal’s International Wrestling.
How popular were they? Well, popular enough to go for bike rides, lift weights, and, uh, do that wheelbarrow game you see at family picnics. All to a funky pop beat!
If AEW really wanted to revitalize their tag team division, we’d get FTR in a potato sack race and the House Of Black doing calisthenics in the park.
Kane Is Full Of Bologna
This year’s 4th Of July Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest may have been missing legendary competitive eater Joey Chestnut this year, but that doesn’t mean the gluttonous gladiator isn’t still shoveling food in his mouth.
See, Joey took a trip to Knoxville, Tennessee for a bologna eating contest and was joined by Mayor and former WWE Champion, Kane. There’s a joke in there about a mayor being full of bologna. How does the Devil’s Favorite Demon compare to gastronomic guru? Grab a cup of water for dipping and find out.
Swagger Soaring Eagle’s Entrance Video
It’s the most patriotic time of the year in the US and what better way to celebrate it with the entrance video for the most patriotic WWE Superstar?
The Patriot?
No.
Hacksaw Jim Duggan?
Nope.
The Undertaker that one time at Survivor Series?
Nu uh.
Jack Swagger’s Soaring Eagle!
Did a giant eagle mascot need his own theme music and Titantron? No, but when has that ever stopped WWE? Be sure to play this before lighting off a bunch of M-80’s and shouting “We the people!”