It Came From YouTube: page 3

AEW is All In on their Wembley Stadium shows. Sure, the wrestling may be top notch and the fans will be excited, but there’s something missing. That little extra piece that will put the London pay-per-view over the top. They need something proper. Something regal. Something…royal.

What they need is a Royal Family impersonator like WWF used to promote. Just listen to the “Queen Of England” cut a promo for Davey Boy Smith vs The Warlord at Wrestlemania VII. I’m half-expecting Frank Drebin to show up and save her from Reggie Jackson.

Dig into your pockets and get us a “King Charles” promo, Tony!

We’re saddened to hear of the passing of Kevin Sullivan. He were great to us at the first Starrcast. We’ll always appreciate his stories and his ability to laugh at himself. He will be remembered for his in-ring work, legendary promos, and influential behind-the-scenes work. Now, we can add one more thing to his long list of accomplishments: appearing on Judge Steve Harvey.

The Taskmaster is being sued by JJ Dillon for $7,500. Seems that JJ loaned Kevin Sullivan money to buy a boat. While you’d think they may be able to settle this like civilized adults inside, say, a steel cage, they decide instead to settle in a something faker than pro wrestling: daytime court television.

Take a look and see how they work the court room crowd. Unfortunately, the entire thing isn’t on Youtube, but we do have the verdict here. Was justice served or should this have been settled in wrestler’s court instead?

Original Intercontinental Champion and the mind behind the Royal Rumble Pat Patterson once had a mostly French language interview segment for WWE called “Le brunch de Pat”. On this segment, he’s joined by the one and only Mr. T. It’s fun to see the both of them mix it up in a clip that I’d guess most American fans have never seen. Unfortunately, there’s no pancakes, waffles, or even a muffin. What kind of brunch is this, Pat?

AEW Wrestler/Daredevil/Spine Punisher Darby Allin took a trip to Target (with skateboard in hand!) to find his exclusive action figure. The overworked and underpaid “employee” tells him no one wants that crap and Darby responds with violence. Darby! That’s not appropriate! Ask a manager to put one on hold for you first! At least he didn’t bring a flamethrower this time.

No doubt, some of you are hitting the links this summer. The only time I’m hitting a golf ball is if there’s a little windmill on the course and a snack bar next to the batting cages.

Maybe I should take a page out of Goldberg‘s book from the PGA tour and toss some geeks into a water trap. Does that count as a birdie or an eagle?

Before they were WWF villains, Dino Bravo and Rick (or Ricky, if you prefer) Martel were a top tag team in Montreal’s International Wrestling.

How popular were they? Well, popular enough to go for bike rides, lift weights, and, uh, do that wheelbarrow game you see at family picnics. All to a funky pop beat!

If AEW really wanted to revitalize their tag team division, we’d get FTR in a potato sack race and the House Of Black doing calisthenics in the park.