Crapper Autrach Sejanoz writes:
I’ll be honest, I thought this was legit his new career move at first.
It Came From YouTube: page 25
Top-Notch Production Work
“Okay now, you’re going to remember to put a CGI graphic behind them on the green screen so this looks professional, right Joel?”
“Yeah, yeah…”
“You promise?”
“Yes! Geez, get off my back. What kind of idiot do you take me for?! I’m not going to let this interview segment go to air with just the green screen showing Now get off my back and let me get back to playing Super Mario World!”
The Rock Reacts To The Scorpion King
The Rock guides us through some key scenes in the cinematic opus that is “The Scorpion King” as only he can.
It’s WrestleCrap! It’s BullCrap!
Crapper Paul S. sent this in.
John Cena is the voice of a talking bull in “Ferdinand”.
So yes, it’s not only WrestleCrap, but BullCrap too!
If you took a shot after every kids’ movie tropeĀ in this trailer you’d be dead!
Fish out of water?- TAKE A SHOT!
Underdog needs to believe in himself?- TAKE A SHOT!
Training montage? TAKE A SHOT!
Underdog falls in love and works hard to win her heart? PROBABLY TAKE A SHOT!
All that was missing was a fart joke and I’m sure there will be plenty of those in the movie.
How come the charismatic John Cena sounds bored out of his mind reading his narration? Did he just get back from reading the script?
Somebody get this man a 5-Hour Energy shot, pronto!
WWF Wrestling Buddies Commercial Gives Kids A Bad Example…
Oh yeah, try throwing your Wrestling Buddy at a police officer and let me know how that works out for you.
Good thinking, kid!
Hey, I just realized he threw a cop at a cop!
ToyCopOnRealCopViolence.com! I bet that URL’s not taken!
It Came From YouTube; Awkward Moments In WWE History!
Wow, “awkward” is right….
The two Sid clips are of course my favorites in the bunch.
Of course if they hadn’t put the Shockmaster clip in there there would have been a WrestleCrap riot!
Rodman Down Under Video Review With Phelous
Crapper Sean Bateman sent in this video of the Wrestling With Regret video series featuring Brian Zane and special guest Phelous!
In this episode they review the Rodman Down Under Pay-Per-View featuring Dennis Rodman vs. Curt “Mr. Perfect” Hennig!
Eric Embry Hates America
YouTube user timmy8271b posted this clip and wrote the following, and I couldn’t explain this any better!
I gotta say, this might be one of my favorite angles ever in USWA. The Spirit of America debuts to clean up the USWA of Trash. First we see a video promo of him outside with his trusty trash can. Eric Embry shows up and wonders what is going on.
He then proceeds to laugh at the Spirit of America and goes back in his car. A short time later, Embry is shown on Camera again and throws trash on the ground and laughs again. Spirit Of America almost starts to cry.
Words can’t do justice on how awesome this was. After that is Spirit Of America vs Tony Falk.
Wow, I mean really? A wrestling trash collector? Who would ever do that?
Never mind….
Vince should have totally booked The Spirit Of America vs. Duke “The Dumpster” Droese in a “Who hates littler more?” match with Woodsy The Owl as the Special Guest Referee.
Licence To Print Money!
Bam Bam And Big Sexy Love Slim Jims!
Crapper Chris answered my call for help finding thisĀ Slim Jim commercials above featuring Kevin Nash and he also foundĀ one featuring Bam Bam Bigelow!
Thanks very much, Chris!
Rusev And Lana Read Green Eggs And Ham
Crapper Paul S. writes:
Rusev is the best…