It Came From YouTube: page 2

We all love The Fabulous Rougeau Brothers classic entrance music “All-American Boys”. And by “we” I mean “me”. I love it. It’s probably my favorite theme. It’s just so silly and insults the fans with a big smile. It’s great. More tag teams should sing their own music and mention Barry Manilow. But did you know that they had a music video for a completely different song?

It’s true! Watch as Jacques and Raymond hang out on a boat, do some water skiing, and have a grand time set to the cheesiest 80’s exercise video music imaginable. And it’s called “Bad Boys”! Move over, American Badass Undertaker, The Rougeau Brothers are the real tough guys.

Bozo’s Circus is coming to town!

Now, you might be wondering what this video of Bozo the Clown has to do with Wrestlecrap. Sure, NWA leader Billy Corgan is a part of this interview. That could be good enough for inclusion. But look and listen closely and you’ll realize that Bozo the Clown is actually former WCW Heavyweight Champion David Arquette.

The former champ bought the rights to Bozo and has taken the grease-painted helm for himself. Is a feud with Doink on the horizon? Only time will tell, but, as you can see in this interview, things will probably be weird.

Looking back at this commercial for SummerSlam ’94, you really feel the contempt WWF had for their fans. Hey, look at this gross, middle-aged loser sitting in his gross, middle-aged loser kiddie pool. Look how much he loves wrestling. What a nerd! I bet he’d love to get crushed by a flying Yokozuna!

That being said, if Yoko were still with us today, he’d make a fortune doing Banzai Drops on paying customers at fan fests and autograph signings.

Recording artist and tattoo face Jelly Roll took over show hosting duties for Jimmy Kimmel to interview Randy Orton to promote Summer Slam. The interview was violently interrupted by Logan Paul and Drew McIntyre.

No, that string of words doesn’t really make sense out of context and, no, I haven’t had a concussion, but that’s what happened. It makes me long for the days of the Polish Sausage Festival on Tuesday Night Titans.

That being said, I could watch Logan Paul getting slammed through furniture by Mr. Roll all night long.

Remember the MTV show Cribs? That’s where viewers at home can peer into the cold, lifeless, gaudy homes of famous boy bands, rappers, and members of Jackass. Well, the folks over at TNA thought it would be a good idea to do the same with Karen Jarrett.

It’s actually not a bad idea. Fans can get annoyed at all the opulence, get talked down to, and overall being made to feel like dirt by a rich, annoying heel.

And you know what? Karen does a great job. Pointing to the bed and saying that’s where Jeff does some of his best work is amazing. And then when she called him “Big Daddy”? Perfect! Sadly, we don’t get to see Jeff’s dojo where he honed his MMA skills.

AEW really should do a follow-up. We need more of Karen Jarrett!