It Came From YouTube: page 14

TNA Rap Music Video

Did you know there was a rap video for Total Nonstop Action?

Judging by the number of views and subscribers, TNA probably didn’t know either!

Too bad they couldn’t get Kurt Angle to throw in a few bars.

WCW Lottery Game

Sure, a WCW lottery game from Kansas is a fun little oddity from a time when pro-wrestling was white hot, but the real gem from this commercial is seeing four wrestlers fight it out while dressed like old ladies.

We’ve got Bam Bam Bigelow, Konnan, Billy Kidman, and Perry Saturn doing their best Grandmama impression in the squared circle. It’s amazing that with all of the bad gimmicks and angles at that time that we never got a version of this stable on Thunder.

Buddy Rose and Mega Maharishi Fashion Show

Before he needed his patented Blow Away diet, Playboy Buddy Rose had himself a little fashion show on Portland’s Two on 4. Buddy didn’t want to strut his stuff alone, though. He’s joined by Mega Maharishi, which eagle-eyed wrestling fans will recognize as the future Colonel DeBeers. We even get Roddy Piper, uh, dogging Buddy with some pointed insults.

So what do you think? Did Buddy Rose and Mega Maharishi have what it takes for the the catwalks at Fashion Week? Should Maximum Male Models look to them for inspiration? Either way, we need more wrestlers on local daytime talk shows modeling their gear.

Yokozuna and Mr. Fuji on Conan O’Brien

In 1993, WWF Champion Yokozuna and Mr. Fuji visited “Late Night” with Conan O’Brien.

Highlights include the crowd cheering the defeat of Hulk Hogan, Yoko no selling everything, and Fuji being Fuji.

Malakai Black Gets Tattoo’d

Have you ever wanted to see AEW‘s Malakai Black getting a tattoo?

Really? Huh. Okay.

Well, you’re in luck as tattoo artist Paul Booth inks up the head of the House Of Black. It isn’t the first time either.

The Voodoo Cane

Have you ever seen a promo go completely off the rails?

Oh, sure. You may think Sid’s “We’re live, pal” promo or Jumpin’ Jeff Farmer go off the rails, but they have nothing, nothing, on the Voodoo Cane.

It seems that manager Mark Manson (dressed as the world’s funkiest magician) has a special voodoo cane so powerful that it causes announcer Bob Luce to laugh hysterically while Pepper Gomez looks bemused. Even Manson breaks by the end. The Boogeyman’s smoking cane can’t hold a candle to this magical instrument.

Has this ever been on Botchamania? Mrs. Deal, get Maffew on the phone!

The Acclaimed’s ‘A Hand For A Hand’ Music Video

Professional wrestling music videos were a big deal once upon a time. Thanks to AEW’s The Acclaimed and The Big… I mean, Paul Wi…I mean, CAPTAIN INSANO, maybe they’re going to make a comeback.

Or maybe not.

Top Chef: WWE

WWE are no strangers to the culinary world. With cookbooks, ill-fated restaurants, and, um, hot-dog eating contests, it’s no surprise they’d team up with a cooking competition.

WWE stars The Miz, Maryse, and Naomi appear as judges on Top Chef: Family Style. What’s truly impressive is that no one gave The Miz food poisoning on purpose. He even channels “Dr. D” David Schultz’s “Eat it! Eat it now!” with a “Stir it! Yeah, stir it!” That’s enough for someone to “accidentally” undercook an egg or two.