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Happy Holidays from WWE

This WWE holiday video throws it back a few years in both terms of roster and an almost-Camp WWE-style animation. There’s Fandango, El Torito, Bad News Barrett, and even a skipping AJ Lee! I think I found a new .gif for you, Deal!

The title says “Happy Holidays”, but it’s really a Christmas video. I guess Barry Horowitz, Goldberg, Colt Cabana, and I will just have to have our own cartoon holiday party instead. Hunter and Steph can light the menorah too!

Goldberg Celebrates Hanukkah

WCW and WWE star Goldberg shows us the right way to celebrate Hanukkah with The Man Show. Joining him are future late night show host Jimmy Kimmel and future crank Adam Carolla. The former champ makes his own menorah, plays the dreidel, and even gives Hulk Hogan a special gift. L’chaim!

Ron Killings Does Some Christmas Rapping

Before he was R-Truth in WWE, but after he was K-Kwik, uh, also in WWE, he was Ron Killings in TNA. While he may have not been Oscar, he at least beat out P.N. News in the rapping department.

One year during the holiday season, Ron Killings did a Christmas rap that ranged from talking about Spike TV to how hard it is to quit smoking. What really sells it though is Lance Hoyt (aka Lance Archer) busting out some sick dance moves.

I know it’s been kind of a stop-and-start run for him in AEW, but if Lance busted out these grooves during, say, a Max Caster rap, he’d be a mega star.

QT Marshall Diss Track

I have no idea what’s going on. Much like RD, I am aged-out of modern pop culture and I am more than okay with it. I do not have a TikTok and never will. That’s fine. It’s not for me, but apparently it’s for AEW because QT Marshall just had to take on whatever a “Big Boom AJ” and “Big Justice” is at Full Gear. All I know is that they’ll probably end up on future Vice show “The Dark Side Of TikTok” in a few years.

No, no. Don’t try to tell me what this is all about. I don’t need to know. Instead, I’ll just stare slack-jawed at QT Marshall dropping a diss track on them. It’s not “WrestleRock Rumble“. That much I do know.