CWA, 1986

I know what you’re thinking.

You’re thinking that if this guy is ever showing up in a SQUASH of the Week, it’s gonna be as the guy looking up at the lights. And you’d usually be right.

Usually. Just not today.

As you’re about to witness, on February 1, 1986, Koko was in a bad mood. And I mean a really, really bad mood. He starts off by throwing some real haymakers, then follows that up with a clothesline that nearly decapitates this poor Patriot (and no, it’s not Del Wilkes who worked under that name in the WWF in the late 90’s). And then, why not, more vicious shots.

By the time Koko hits his brain buster, this doofus has to just be happy it’s all over. Except, of course, it’s not. Didn’t I mention Koko was ticked off today?

Koko ain’t like everyone else – he doesn’t just pin you. He goes for the “cover”, then punches you in the face while the ref counts. You have to love the poor jobber popping his head up after the slap as if to say, “Someone help me. Please.”

Sorry, but screw you Frankie – I need more heel Koko!