Fellow Crapper Hamburger Justice writes: “Um, this from WWE Shop.

IT FUCKING SPINS.”
RD: Was ready to knock the guy who wrote “Awesome I LoVe it. I just got mine a couple days ago and keep the box open on my dresser. I would recommend this to any 1 who is into wrestling!!” and then gave it four stars (seriously, you loved it THAT much and STILL knocked off a star?), but I glanced over and saw this:

Showed it to Mrs. Deal, who rolled her eyes and said: “Wow, I’d love THAT for Christmas.”