Okay, so imagine this…
It’s 1986. You have a ticket to a WWF house show only to learn that your ticket is up in the nosebleed seats right next to Bob Uecker.
So you can barely see a thing and you can’t tell S.D Jones from Barry Horowitz.
What do you do?
You head to the concession stand and get these WWF Binoculars, that’s what!
They’re approved by Macho Man Randy Savage himself!
Look, they’re so easy to put together!
They’re water resistant in case Typhoon shows up in the arena!
“DO NOT LOOK AT THE SUN!”.
That’s good advice regardless of if you’re planning on doing that with or without the binoculars…