Okay, I understand why someone would buy a stuffed monkey.
I also (sort of) understand why someone would buy a Val Venis t-shirt.
What I don’t understand is why someone would buy a stuffed monkey wearing a Val Venis t-shirt.
Yeah, I’m mystified too, dude! Maybe you’d want one to cuddle up with on your tour bus?
Exactly who is this thing supposed to appeal to?
Kids who also like male pornstars?
I can’t imagine a woman wanting it.
Or a man, either.
That leaves… who?
(No, not Jim Neidhart… I hope!).