rom loyal Crapper From loyal ‘Crapper, Starsky Stewart: “For my good friend Joe’s birthday, we had a WWF themed party. This included a Triple H cake baked by my girlfriend and frosted by myself. I think we really captured the essence of the man.
Upon seeing the cake, Joe promptly cut his head off and stabbed him in the chest.
Thus, a fitting end to the King of Kings and a good time had by all! ”
RD: If there’s one thing I can never get enough of, it’s wrestling birthday cakes. I’ve seriously considered renaming this column Someone BAKED This, but my concern is I’d just start getting shots of WrestleCrappers stoned out of their heads and wearing lamp shades and crap.
I’d probably better pass on that idea.