I know most of you will be drawn to the Hulk Hogan and Macho Man Randy Savage costumes (why are the kids holding hands? Is that one of Roddy Piper’s Halloween Safety Tips that I forgot?) but I want to point out the awesome plastic Sgt. Slaughter helmet.
What kid says “Yes! I want that Sgt. Slaughter helmet! I love The Sarge!”?
I’m sorry, but if you turn your back on your country and then whine about wanting your country back, you may impress a classroom full of kindergarteners but you aren’t getting my money, Slaughter!