Steve Austin Collectable Plate

This is one of those collectable plates that you see put out by the Franklin Mint (or in this case, The Danbury Mint).

Here’s a closeup of it:

And here’s the back:

I love how it pretty much says “Don’t eat off this plate because the paint and other stuff might contaminate your food and kill you”.

Now that’s badass!

Here’s the Certificate Of Authenticity lest you think you’re getting a fake Stone Cold Steve Austin plate:

Aren’t these plates targeted at middle-aged women with several cats? That doesn’t really gel with the wrestling fan demographic…

Who on earth was supposed to buy this?!