At Fully Loaded 1998, Sable participated in a Bikini contest against Jacqueline hosted by (who else?) Jerry Lawler and judged by the audience of horny men.
Her “Bikini” consisted of painted-on hands…
Besides Sable’s boobs, do you know what else was popular in the late 90’s?
Beanie Babies!
Unlike Sable’s boobs, Beanie Babies were mostly popular with kids, and women.
So the WWF released a bunch of Beanie Bears themed after wrestlers, including this Sable one complete with handprints on her fuzzy bear boobies.
Because that’s just the kind of thing 8 year olds and 45 year old women want to be buying, right?
You know who liked Sable?
Men.
You know who don’t buy Beanie Bears?
Again, men.
Who is this thing supposed to appeal to?!
Not you, dude! We know your first and only love is Rock and Roll!