In 1999 The New Age Outlaws were really popular.
So was D-Generation X.
So, WWE decided to release this Road Dogg plush bulldog.
It’s neon green, and it’s got ATTITUDE!
You can tell because it’s wearing sunglasses like Poochie!
Because nothing says “degenerate bad ass” like selling a stuffed plush dog toy of yourself to kids.
It kind of looks like the troublemaking boyfriend that Matilda’s parents warned her about.
MatildasTroublemakingBoyfriendDog.com- I bet that URL’s not taken!