Hey, longtime wrestling fans! Want something to show your love for influential wrestler and NJPW legend Riki Choshu? Need something to scare away small children? Have we got some 3D stickers for you!
I never thought a trio of stickers could terrify and nauseate me at the same time, but here we are. Even the Garbage Pail Kids couldn’t quite match the weirdness/grossness factor that these Riki Choshu 3D stickers generate.
Why are they so life-like? Do they have to be so shiny and sweaty? What kind of facial reactions are these? WHY DOES HE HAVE A FACEMASK ON FOR ONE OF THEM?! I appreciate safe distancing and protecting those around you, but was it needed for a sticker? I guess so.