Crapper Micah writes:
You know why the commercial for these is only 30 seconds long? Because that’s exactly how long you could have fun with these.
Yeah… “Hey kids, stick your thumb right up Hulk Hogan’s poop chute!”.
HulkHogansPoopChute.com is in fact not taken (quick, someone grab that domain!).
I don’t remember thumb wrestling being some kind of really popular thing we did as kids- with or without plastic wrestlers on our thumbs.
Which comes in all sorts of colors: 