Before all the texting and WhatsApp-ing or whatever young people do to communicate nowadays, we used to have to pick up the phone, dial a number, and actually talk to another human being. How primitive! And what better way to reach out and touch someone than with your very own Kane Trimstyle Telephone!
Your hand would uncomfortably cup the Big Red Monster’s mask as you gabbed to your pals about the latest Raw or dialed up the WCW Hotline. If the phone got too hot from overuse, all the better because that’s what Kane would want.
Look at those features! Redial? Mountable? Hearing aid compatible?! Hear that, Granny? Toss out that Jitterbug and plug in the Devil’s Favorite Demon phone!
My only question is when you spoke into the phone, did the person on the other side of the conversation hear you or a VoiceBox voice?