With Halloween not too far away, I thought you Crappers would like to see this (bootleg) Hulk Hogan wig.
Well, that’s what they call it.
With that high forehead and the ridges, it looks more like an Albino Klingon Wig to me (Hey! AlbinoKlingonWig.com! I bet that URL’s not taken…)
See?
“tlhIngan quv DatIchDI’ Seng yIghuH, brother!”
(Yes, that’s a real Klingon saying– I love the internet so much).