Crapper Matthew Hunt sent this in to the WrestleCrap Facebook page and writes:
Whatcha gonna do when this Hulk Hogan Slurpee straw runs wild on you? Someone (me) bought this.
Yes Crappers, it’s July 11th, or 7-11 which means it’s Free Slurpee Day at your local 7-Eleven convenience store!
Go get your free Slurpee TODAY! You can really taste the chutney!
By the time you read this, this Hulk Hogan moustache straw probably won’t be available anymore, but then again, you’d look pretty stupid drinking out of it anyway, right?