Crapper Dylan Fionda found this Bill Goldberg 3-D shirt on eBay and writes…
This one of the most horrifying t-shirts i have ever seen. Goldberg looks like some sort of swamp monster from the side profile
Whoa! You’re right! That thing is downright terrifying!
Who decided this shirt was a good idea, and who would want to buy it?!
It’s like if Goldberg was cross-bred with a Chestburster from the movie Alien.
And for some inexplicable reason his head is arching lightning like he’s put his head in the microwave to give himself a tan! I guess he was daring to be stupid.
Okay, let’s see how much the seller is asking for this um… unique piece of WCW apparel, shall we?
Almost $60?!
Forget that noise!
The only 3-D entertainment I need is Muppet*Vision 3D at Disney World!
Statler: Hey, Waldorf, what is this anyway?
Waldorf: Oh, it’s one of those 3-D movies. Better put on your glasses.
[Statler does so]
Statler: [looking at the audience] Hey, check out the guy in the Goofy mask.
Waldorf: That’s no mask.
Statler: Ooops. Sorry, lady!