It’s me. It’s me. It’s DD-Keychain.
Need something Positively Page dangling next to your house keys? Want a big hunk of plastic in your pocket, making it incredibly uncomfortable to sit or stand?
Well, then, you’re in luck with the DDP keychain. Sadly, Diamond Dallas Page is not making the sign of the diamond or doing a roundhouse, but you probably don’t need another thing jabbing your thigh if you used this. That’s not a bad thing. That’s a good thing!