It’s a shirt featuring Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake carrying a gigantic pair of novelty scissors while wearing his Chippendales Dancer bowtie and pink zebra striped tights.
If you wear this shirt it will defiantly get people talking about you, but probably not for the reasons you want…
“I getsk my hair cut by Brutus all the time! He has such a gentle, loving touch! UG-GUG-GUG-GUG! I’d look good in this shirt! Look at how big and stiff his Barber Pole is…”
GET OUTTA HERE, POPEYE!