Bruiser Brody Action Figure

Bruiser Brody forehead

Bruiser Brody toy

What we have here is a Bruiser Brody action figure straight from Japan. The packaging includes a helpful picture of Brody to show that he indeed had the same boots, knee and elbow sleeve. Sadly, we don’t get his furry vest or his forehead looking like 5 miles of bad road, but it’s fairly accurate to the legendary wrestler’s signature look. Let’s zoom in on that mug.

Bruise Brody pleasure model toy

I assume that’s supposed to him mid-“Huss!”, but it looks more like Pleasure Model Brody than Bruiser Brody. The stiff pose of the figure doesn’t help make it any better as it looks like he has few points of articulation and is more suited to laying down than hitting a big knee drop.

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