In 1998 and 1998 Jakks-Pacific released an entire line of deformed dolls called Bangers.
There was Kane, Stone Cold Steve Austin, The Road Dogg Jesse James, The Undertaker, Sable, Hunter Hearst Helmsley, Dude Love, and probably a few others.
Ironically, there are no Headbangers Bangers.
The gimmick is that you throw them against something or slam them against the wall and they say one of 3 or 4 catch phrases or just yell like I do when my connection to WordPress drops in the middle of saving a post.
So they’re fun to play with for about 5 minutes before you get bored with them and annoyed by hearing the same 4 sound clips over and over and you toss them back under the bed… which only makes them yell again.
I had the Bad Ass Billy Gunn one at one point and it says a few different things:
“Come get some!”
“AGGGGGH!”
“You have got to be kidding me!”
The Sable one makes her look like a really cheap hooker.
TalkingSableHookerDollToss.com! I bet that URL’s not taken!
Did/Do any of you Crappers have these? What does yours say?
P.S- Am I the only one who thinks that the Steve Austin one with the white “Austin 3:16” lettering on the shirt kind of looks like our own R.D?
Hmm…
