AEW Rampage has joined the cancelled show graveyard along with Dark and Dark: Elevation. The news may be shocking. Luckily, if you need something faint on, you can faint on an official AEW Rampage sofa.
See, AEW teamed up with ZipChair to put their logos for Dynamite, Collision, and Rampage on furniture for…some reason. I know Someone Bought This covers all sorts of ridiculous wrestling merchandise, but this may one of the weirdest ones ever. Is someone out there such a huge fan of AEW Rampage that they needed the official couch? Either way, I thank both companies for providing enough material to keep SBT going for years.
This thing ain’t cheap either.
Sure, $1,899.99 for a couch bearing the logo of a now-cancelled show may seem steep, but it’s on sale now for $1,799.99. You’d be a fool not to buy it. This gives me hope that there’s a Dark Elevation futon out there, taking up space in someone’s office.