That right there is an official AEW all over print hoodie. I’m pointing out that it’s an official piece of merchandise because it looks like it’s straight off a knockoff website that will brick your computer and give you a skin rash.
Saying it’s ugly doesn’t quite do it justice. Same with dorky. The crusty mustardy yellow smoke. The gaudy championship belt. The HUGE AEW logo. “Dorkgly” seems more appropriate.
Well, there’s no way it could get worse, right?
It’s worse! The AEW logo on the hood would be upside down if you put it up. The GIGANTIC “WORLD CHAMPION” (as if you couldn’t tell from the giant belt in the front) that will get all squished in your armpits. But the real winner is that smoke rising up from your hind quarters. You could swap out the company logo for a Wrestlecrap one and no one would be able to tell the difference.