Someone Bought This: Throw the WWF Bangers dolls and hear them yell in terror!

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WWF Billy Gunn Bangers doll WWF Dude Love Bangers doll WWF group of Banger dolls WWF Hunter Hearst Helmsley Triple H Bangers doll WWF Kane Bangers doll WWF Road Dogg Jesse James Bangers doll WWF Sable Bangers doll WWF Stone Cold Steve Austin 2 Bangers doll WWF Stone Cold Steve Austin Bangers doll WWF The Undertaker Bangers doll

In 1998 and 1998 Jakks-Pacific released an entire line of deformed dolls called Bangers.

There was Kane, Stone Cold Steve Austin, The Road Dogg Jesse James, The Undertaker, Sable, Hunter Hearst Helmsley, Dude Love, and probably a few others.

Ironically, there are no Headbangers Bangers.

The gimmick is that you throw them against something or slam them against the wall and they say one of 3 or 4 catch phrases or just yell like I do when my connection to WordPress drops in the middle of saving a post.

So they’re fun to play with for about 5 minutes before you get bored with them and annoyed by hearing the same 4 sound clips over and over and you toss them back under the bed… which only makes them yell again.

I had the Bad Ass Billy Gunn one at one point and it says a few different things:

“Come get some!”


“You have got to be kidding me!”

The Sable one makes her look like a really cheap hooker.! I bet that URL’s not taken!

Did/Do any of you Crappers have these? What does yours say?

P.S- Am I the only one who thinks that the Steve Austin one with the white “Austin 3:16” lettering on the shirt kind of looks like our own R.D?


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10 Responses to "Someone Bought This: Throw the WWF Bangers dolls and hear them yell in terror!"
  1. Chris the Bambikiller says:

    Stone Cold looks like German comedian Stefan Raab.

  2. Stone Cold Warlord says:

    Billy Gunn looks like he got into the Smylex. “Love that Joker!”

    • The Doctor of Style says:

      You beat me to it! Yeah, by dying Billy’s face white, they could reuse the mold for a DC Comics series.

  3. Brownie_the_3rd says:

    Are you sure the unfortunate child that got one of these as a gift isn’t the one to yell in terror?

  4. MistaMaddog says:

    They look like rejected character designs for a canceled Stone Cold Steve Austin’s Rock ‘N Wrestling cartoon…

  5. Thomas Moffatt says:

    They look creepy as hell – someone needs to make a YouTube video with these. AND if it was me I would throw Triple H doll in the air and kick it on the descent to see if that made it say it’s silly little catchphrases…

  6. big bad booty stepdaddy says:

    I heard there was a very rare Triple H version that would cut 20 minute promos.It was a bust as far as being an exciting kid’s toy but the perfect thing for putting kids to bed.

    I wonder how many guys bought the Sable doll and gave the Bang Em slogan a whole new meaning?

  7. John C says:

    If there was a Diesel figure included it would be Bangers and Nash

  8. J says:

    It looks like steve Austin god a hold of the mask

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