Someone Bought This: The Rock Grow Things

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WWF The Rock Grow Thing

Grow Thing!

You make my heart sing.

You make everything


Grow Thing, I think I love you…

(Okay, song over).

Actually, this thing kind of reminds me of the eggs from Alien.

Alien poster

Game over, man! Game over!

Is that where the alien ham came from? Hmm…

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3 Responses to "Someone Bought This: The Rock Grow Things"
  1. John C says:

    How could The Attitude Era have gone by without a Val Venis product like that.
    “Hello ladies, do you want to see The Big Valbowski rise to the occasion. Just sprinkle a little water and watch me grow.”

  2. Geoff says:

    They never marketed it because they never had the chest burster set. Do you know how much money they would make if the Rock “Grow Things” “Now With Chest Burster accessory” would make for them? Like Vince needs more money but you know whatever works and the rest of us would buy it.

    But wait there’s more: if you call within the next 10 minutes, you get a free Lt. Ripley act-ion fig-ure to go with it. Plus her sidekick Android “Kamikaze Kane”

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