Someone Bought This: Slap Nuts! Slap Nuts! Slap Nuts!

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WCW Magazine March 2001 catalog Jeff Jarrett Slap Nuts jersey and sign

From The WCW Worldwide Blog comes this scan from the last issue of WCW Magazine 2001 comes this page from the catalog including a Jeff Jarrett Slap Nuts baseball jersey and Slapnuts Blvd sign.

Man, they were really trying to get that Slap Nuts thing over as a catchphrase, weren’t they?

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13 Responses to "Someone Bought This: Slap Nuts! Slap Nuts! Slap Nuts!"
  1. Another Dave says:

    I don’t know why, but I think I kinda want that Jeff Jarrett Bean Bag Brawler!

  2. neveracquiesce says:

    Anytime I hear “WCW” and “2001” I get sad.

    • "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

      The real sad part is that they were starting to get a little better in 2001 but by then the writing was on the wall.

  3. Zac Campbell says:

    That Booker T shirt is just so generic and bad

  4. MisterSpiffy says:

    That Goldburg shirt is rather lame as well

  5. Geoff says:

    No no no this can’t be. WCW died in 2000. Anything thereafter was a ripoff. Now they were just grave robbing and trying to resurrect it and it wasn’t happening. No. No? NO!

  6. Sean Bateman says:

    I heard that DOuble J was giving The Stroke to Ted Turner’s Slap Nuts. It is just a rumor

  7. Drew B says:

    I didn’t watch WCW then. Was SlapNuts an insult? Or was he talking about jacking off?

    • "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

      It was apparently an insult, but I don’t really know why.

      • Rob says:

        Jarrett explained it in a WCW mag I believe.

        His grandma used to call people slappy. It meant for people who just keep talking and have no real power or ability to back it up. It’s basically just a person being a smartass.

        Slapnuts was Jarrett’s edgier take on it.

        True story.

  8. John C says:

    They should have made Slap Nuts into some kind of snack item.
    “Try Slap Nuts kids, get yourself a can, shake it vigourously until you get a big handful of our nuts and pop ’em right into your mouth. You’ll want to blow your load over our nuts just like we want to blow a load on your nuts!!!”

  9. John Q Occupier says:

    “Slap Nuts”? “All the stroke”? I thought this was we were talking about, not Brazzers!

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