Someone Bought This: Shawn Michaels heart-shaped sunglasses

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From 1995, it’s a pair of Shawn Michaels sunglasses with red, heart-shaped lenses.

They’re unisex, so both men and women can look stupid wearing them.

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12 Responses to "Someone Bought This: Shawn Michaels heart-shaped sunglasses"
  1. Scrooge McSuck says:

    I was 10 in 1995. Even at 10, I wouldn’t be caught dead wearing those glasses that scream being “too girly.” I use the term GIRLY because as a child, I didn’t think twice of using questionable language that implied homosexuality.

  2. Gypsy says:

    I don’t agree that they look stupid. They’re kitsch, they’re gimmicky, but there’s an appeal there that goes beyond a wrestling gimmick. They wouldn’t look out of place at a club during 80’s night. They’re certainly more valuable than the WCW Hardcore title replica, for example.

  3. The Scanian Maniac says:

    I remember some reporter from Summerslam 1992 in London saying he bought a pair of Bret the Hitman Hart wraparound sunglasses and when he wore them out on the street, he walked right into people and lamppost because he almost couldn’t see a damned thing.

    Were the Shawn Michaels sunglasses just as bad?

  4. John C says:

    Not only are they unisex, if you wear them it guarantees you no-a-sex. Those look like something that even big haired day Sable would think is too tacky to wear.

  5. John Q Occupier says:

    The crappiest thing about them is that they’re not even all that heart-shaped.
    Or is that just me?

  6. Mister Forth says:

    Perfect to wear when escorted around by a tall man. Wait.

  7. Unlizened_RAVie says:

    I’ll admit it, I got my mom to buy them for me when I was a kid. Buuuut….I got some use out of them years later.

    https://scontent-a-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/t31.0-8/326590_10150369714668648_795284755_o.jpg

  8. Jack says:

    There was a kid in my middle school class who wore these AND the red glove that accompanied them every single day…he was quite the dork.

  9. Adam says:

    Totally had these. Totally wore them in public. Totally had lived a lifetime of regrets by the time I graduated.

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