Someone Bought This: Sable Beanie Bear with handprint boobies!

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WWF Sable Beanie Bear Beanie Baby 1 WWF Sable Beanie Bear Beanie Baby 2

WWF Sable Beanie Bear close up shot

At Fully Loaded 1998, Sable participated in a Bikini contest against Jacqueline hosted by (who else?) Jerry Lawler and judged by the audience of horny men.

Her “Bikini” consisted of painted-on hands…

WWF Sable Handprints Bikini

Besides Sable’s boobs, do you know what else was popular in the late 90’s?

Beanie Babies!

Beanie Babies

Unlike Sable’s boobs, Beanie Babies were mostly popular with kids, and women.

So the WWF released a bunch of Beanie Bears themed after wrestlers, including this Sable one complete with handprints on her fuzzy bear boobies.

Because that’s just the kind of thing 8 year olds and 45 year old women want to be buying, right?

You know who liked Sable?

Men.

You know who don’t buy Beanie Bears?

Again, men.

Who is this thing supposed to appeal to?!

manmountainrock

Not you, dude! We know your first and only love is Rock and Roll!

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5 Responses to "Someone Bought This: Sable Beanie Bear with handprint boobies!"
  1. Vealchop says:

    For just a moment I could have sworn the hand prints on the bear had six fingers.

  2. John C says:

    I imagine truck loads of them were to sent to Memphis addressed to someone known as Puppy Lover. With another massive shipment going to Stamford to an individual using the name ICO-Pro Not For Pansies. A few years later several bears were sent to Minnesota using the handle Next Big Thing.

  3. Sean Bateman says:

    Sable’s ta-tas were censored on the Fully Loaded VHS cover and that makes me a sad panda beanie baby

  4. Geoff says:

    Bears with boobies. Think about that for a second.

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