Someone Bought This: King Kong Bundy takes on his toughest opponent yet- ZITS!

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WWF King Kong Bundy Stri-dex 1995 ad

King Kong Bundy demands that you use Stri-Dex Meidcated pads to clear up your acne!

I’d like to note that King Kong Bundy’s head kind of looks like a giant pimple.

This WWF Magazine scan comes courtesy of @WWFMagArchive on Twitter. 

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8 Responses to "Someone Bought This: King Kong Bundy takes on his toughest opponent yet- ZITS!"
  1. John C says:

    What a convenient product for sports entertainers who developed acne problems from certain pharmaceutical helpers.
    “Lord Alfred if you please.”
    “Promotional considerations paid for by the following…Ico Pro and when that Back-ne starts showing up try Stri-Dex Pads.”

  2. Sean Bateman says:

    I dare you say it to his face and get your ass beat with a five count

  3. #OPC says:

    I really feel that WWE around this time was going through its awkward teenager faze, so acne cleaning pads were the perfect sponsor.

  4. Drew b says:

    My God, I kept reading this headline over and over. “Yet-Zits?….Did he mean ‘Yeti-Zits?” and then it hit me that I was just reading it incorrectly.

  5. Drew b says:

    Does Bundy have more trouble with Zits or Computers?

  6. Sean Wilkinson says:

    Yeah, Stri-Dex, you’ll definitely capture the loyalty of your already embarrassed target consumers by having a colossal, thumb-shaped wrestler refer to them as “zit heads”…

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