Earthquake Mattel Elite Action Figure With Damien

Crapper Paul S. writes:

Now with this new action figure you can recreate one of the late John Tenta’s most infamous moments. That’s right you can SQUASH THE SNAKE! I do like that the figure’s creators went to the effort to put a look of dread on poor Damian’s face.

Jake Roberts, Lord Alfred Hayes, and platter full of quake burgers all served separately.

MattelMiniQuakeBurgers.com! I bet that URL’s not taken!

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