Bryan over at The WCW Worldwide Blog just found this Austin Rules / Goldberg Sucks shirt.
I’m surprised the back of it doesn’t say “Goldberg drools”.
I imagine this kind of simple-minded crap is how a 10 year old mark fan* thinks…
“Austin rules! And Goldberg sucks! Goldberg is a big poopyheaded ripoff of Stone Cold!”
*Or Vince McMahon.
In the new family friendly era the shirt would now say, Austin Rules on front and on the back, Goldberg is a less than satisfactory substitute
Ha!
I’m sorry, the shirt really is pretty awesome in an old-school Monday Night Wars kind of way (free from the retconning of WWE’s Winston Smiths)
That was an officially licensed piece of WWF merchandise, right?
Yes.
I smell a future storyline…!