Marty Jannetty Squirt Head

In the late 80’s the WWF released a line of Squirt Head water toys including Marty Jannetty from The Rockers.

Is it me, or does Marty look a little (well, a lot) feminine here?

I mean, between the soft facial features, the shaped eyebrows, the long hair, and the pink lipstick (!!!) he’s inexplicably wearing, this is one weird looking Marty!

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