Someone Bought This: A monkey wearing a most unexpected shirt

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WWF Val Venis Monkey plush

Okay, I understand why someone would buy a stuffed monkey.

I also (sort of) understand why someone would buy a Val Venis t-shirt.

What I don’t understand is why someone would buy a stuffed monkey wearing a Val Venis t-shirt. 

manmountainrock

Yeah, I’m mystified too, dude! Maybe you’d want one to cuddle up with on your tour bus?

Exactly who is this thing supposed to appeal to?

Kids who also like male pornstars?

I can’t imagine a woman wanting it.

Or a man, either.

That leaves… who?

(No, not Jim Neidhart… I hope!).

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2 Responses to "Someone Bought This: A monkey wearing a most unexpected shirt"
  1. John C says:

    What if it was Val Venis wearing a t-shirt with a stuffed monkey on it? They both like showing people their bananas or would that be too unappealing?

  2. The Doctor of Style says:

    I think only Sprockets of “Touch my monkey!” fame could explain this toy to us.

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