Someone Bought This: A degenerate doggy!

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In 1999 The New Age Outlaws were really popular.

So was D-Generation X.

So, WWE decided to release this Road Dogg plush bulldog.

It’s neon green, and it’s got ATTITUDE!

You can tell because it’s wearing sunglasses like Poochie!


Because nothing says “degenerate bad ass” like selling a stuffed plush dog toy of yourself to kids.

It kind of looks like the troublemaking boyfriend that Matilda’s parents warned her about.

The British Bulldogs' with Matilda The Dog I bet that URL’s not taken!

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3 Responses to "Someone Bought This: A degenerate doggy!"
  1. John C says:

    The stuffed dog has since gone on to a successful career as a writer for Smackdown after enduring many rough years. “I broke some leash laws from time to time and maybe did a few to many lines of Alpo but I’m new and improved. Now if you’ll excuse me I need someone to take me out for a walk.”

  2. The Doctor of Style says:

    Sure, Road Dogg had dreadlocks, but vampire fangs?

  3. AK says:

    Psh Winston could totally take this mutt, mainly because Winston is a real dog. He’d win Matilda’s heart. Though I believe Winston replaced Matilda because she passed away. Oh well.

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