It’s the logical follow-up to AEW’s Blood & Guts!

Wash your hands and read all about it in Headlies!

It’s the Final ECW Finale.

Trust Us, This Is(n’t) Extreme!

But it is a NEW Induction!

The Nightmare Express isn’t the only new ride in AEW.

Buckle your safety belt and find out what The Dark Order is driving in Headlies!

Rambo and friends invade the squared circle…

…and give new meaning to the term, “First Blood match”.

New induction!

WWE has another trash-bagging incident on their hands.

Read about their Iconic error in Headlies!

It’s the most random wrestling show we’ve ever seen!

Scott Steiner gets drunk, plays video games, and feeds ducks (REALLY!) in our NEW INDUCTION!

Kevin Owens deserves a medal for giving Logan Paul a Stunner.

Read a new Headlies to find out which one he’s getting!

Move over Steve Austin…

…move over, other Steve Austin…

The Bionic Woman dominates the wrestling ring in this new induction!

We completely missed Wrestlemania.

Great!

Find out what we did instead in Headlies.

It’s the final recorded show with Blade Braxton and RD Reynolds.

We thank you for all the years, all the laughs, and all the fun!

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All The Latest Crap!

Headlies: Stephanie McMahon Wants Us To Obey And Consume

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Orlando, FL ‚Äď After this week‚Äôs Monday Night Raw, WWE staff have installed giant video screens throughout the Performance Center. These screens will allow WWE CBO Stephanie McMahon to address her employees and Superstars at all times. ‚ÄúWe care deeply about all of our employees,‚ÄĚ said McMahon via Skype interview. ‚ÄúThese screens, along with hidden cameras, listening devices, and heat Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 296!!

1 Submitted by on Thu, 23 July 2020, 14:08
A game of HI-LOW is played on Cameo, Centaurs run for president, fights are in swamps, eyeballs are lost‚Ķit‚Äôs episode 296 of WrestleCrap Radio! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on¬†Patreon. ¬†Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU!¬†¬† As¬†a¬†special¬†way¬†of¬†showing¬†our¬†gratitude,¬†we¬†have¬†relaunched¬†the¬†RD and Blade¬†Show‚Ķexclusively¬†for¬†our¬†Patrons!¬†¬†And the newest episode is on there, right now! Join¬†the¬†fun¬†by¬†clicking¬†here! Listen Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Rey Mysterio’s Damaged Eye Replaced With Googly Eye

10 Submitted by on Mon, 20 July 2020, 08:00
Winter Park, FL ‚Äď Quick-thinking medical staff replaced Rey Mysterio‚Äôs damaged eye last night with a googly eye found in the Costume Design department. The Eye For An Eye contest at last night‚Äôs Extreme Rules saw future WWE Hall of Famer take on Seth Rollins. Weeks ago, the ‚ÄúMonday Night Messiah‚ÄĚ attacked Mysterio, damaging his eye on the corner of Continue Reading...
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Headlies: ‚ÄúDog-Faced Gremlin‚ÄĚ Rick Steiner Demands Match Against Puppy MJF

1 Submitted by on Mon, 13 July 2020, 08:00
Orlando, FL ‚Äď Former WCW star Rick ‚ÄúThe Dog-Faced Gremlin‚ÄĚ Steiner has issued an open challenge to Puppy MJF following his win at the AEW Puppy Battle Royale. Steiner, foaming at the chance for a match, vowed to come out of retirement to take on this four-legged newcomer. He expressed his desire to be the top dog in All Elite Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Two out of three ain’t bad…

9 Submitted by on Fri, 10 July 2020, 02:00
Here we have a three pack of figures- Stone Cold Steve Austin, Dr. Death Steve Williams, and Edge. This reminds me of that song from Sesame Street. “One of these things is not like the other. One of these things just doesn’t belong…” They must’ve put this set of figures together because they had a ton¬†of unsold Dr. Death figures Continue Reading...
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Induction: Big Apple Takedown – Torrie Wilson’s (Drug) Bust

16 Submitted by on Thu, 09 July 2020, 20:00
WWE Books, 2006 Big Apple Takedown was the second and last official WWE novel. Like the Kane biography Journey Into Darkness before it, the book struggled to find an audience mature enough for its adult content but immature enough to read a novel about what TV wrestlers might do in their spare time. To clarify Big Apple Takedown‚Äôs intended audience, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Celebrates The Great American Bashams

7 Submitted by on Mon, 06 July 2020, 08:00
Columbus, OH ‚Äď Following the success of this past week‚Äôs The Great American Bash on NXT, WWE has decided to keep the theme going with a new event called The Great American Bashams. Throughout the weekend, the WWE Network highlighted the career of Doug and Danny Basham. The former two-time WWE Tag Team Champions received the star treatment with an Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Everyone Aboard the USS Intrepid Except Lex Luger – Time to Defect!

26 Submitted by on Thu, 02 July 2020, 20:00
WWF, 1993 The trope of a brave American protecting his country from evil foreigners inside a wrestling ring may be as old as the business itself. ¬†It wouldn’t surprise me in the least if our pal Karl Stern dug up stories of Abe Lincoln hitting a stove pipe driver on someone named Sombrero Sam during the Mexican-American war in the Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 295!!

1 Submitted by on Tue, 30 June 2020, 22:12
Blade is near death, RD’s computer is on the fritz (apologies for the audio issues!), and both the wrestling and real worlds are in shambles. But WrestleCrap Radio won’t die! Episode 295 is here! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on¬†Patreon. ¬†Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU!¬†¬† As¬†a¬†special¬†way¬†of¬†showing¬†our¬†gratitude,¬†we¬†have¬†relaunched¬†the¬†RD and Blade¬†Show‚Ķexclusively¬†for¬†our¬†Patrons!¬†¬†And Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Bored Undertaker Aimlessly Using His Powers Around The House

2 Submitted by on Mon, 29 June 2020, 08:00
Austin, TX ‚Äď After indicating that he is retiring from professional wrestling, boredom has already set in for The Undertaker. Despite doing occasional interviews through Skype, the Deadman he has had difficulty adjusting to domestic life. ‚ÄúIt will take some time to get used to retirement,‚ÄĚ said his wife, former WWE Diva Michelle McCool. ‚ÄúWhen he‚Äôs not leaving angry comments Continue Reading...
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Induction: Armed & Famous with Trish Stratus – If you ever take a trip down to Delaware County, Indiana…

21 Submitted by on Thu, 25 June 2020, 20:24
TV show, 2007 Trish Stratus left wrestling at the top of her game, retiring the Women‚Äôs Champion in her hometown. So naturally, she wanted to parlay that momentum into a career in law enforcement – and CBS wanted to make that career change a reality. In December 2006, Trish and four other celebrities joined the Muncie, Indiana Police Department for Continue Reading...
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Headlies: ‚ÄúNo Masks!‚ÄĚ Declares Vince McMahon From Inside Protective Bubble

1 Submitted by on Mon, 22 June 2020, 08:00
Winter Park, FL ‚Äď WWE CEO Vince McMahon reiterated his declaration that Superstars, personal, and fans not wear masks. Despite his decree, McMahon himself has encased himself in a plastic sphere similar to the Bubble Boy, David Vetter. McMahon, who entered the protective bubble earlier this week, as opposed to the metaphorical one he’s lived in for the past 40 Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The WCW Bill Goldberg toy truck looks familiar…

2 Submitted by on Fri, 19 June 2020, 02:00
This is a WCW Road Rebels Bill Goldberg toy truck that comes with a Goldberg figure. First of all, Goldberg looks like he’s auditioning for Right Said Fred with that vest/muscle shirt combo outfit… But what the truck really seems to be is a souped-up version of Fred Sanford’s salvage truck from Sanford And Son. “WCW, you big dummies!”....
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Headlies: WWE Now Selling Jeff Hardy’s Urine

7 Submitted by on Mon, 15 June 2020, 08:00
Stamford, CT ‚Äď Over the weekend, Shop.WWE.com began selling actual urine samples from legendary Superstar Jeff Hardy. The sale, inspired by the on-screen drug test Hardy was forced to take by his nemesis Sheamus, featured genuine Jeff Hardy urine in a sterile container. Available in small, medium, large, and ‚ÄúCharismatic Asparagus‚ÄĚ, the containers also feature original artwork by Hardy.¬† What Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Chris Jericho Faces Colt Cabana In A ‚ÄúPodcasting Microphone On A Pole Match‚ÄĚ

2 Submitted by on Mon, 08 June 2020, 08:00
Jacksonville, FL ‚Äď Chris Jericho took on Colt Cabana this weekend to determine which professional wrestling star was the best podcaster. The Battle Of The Podcasters, set to air on this week‚Äôs AEW Dynamite, was a natural progression of their feud from last week. Both Jericho and Cabana host successful wrestling podcasts and a simple grappling match could not contain Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Not just a referee figure- a talking referee figure!

2 Submitted by on Fri, 05 June 2020, 02:00
It’s a talking referee figure. I’ll just let the company that made it describe it… Three Counting and Talking Referee Action Figure by Figures Toy Company. Squeeze his legs together and he will throw his arm up and say five different sayings! This goes great with your other wrestling action figures and accessories. Takes 3 LR44 watch batteries (included). Figure Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Roman Reigns attacker – A Tale of Two Rowans

37 Submitted by on Thu, 04 June 2020, 20:00
WWE, 2019 Wrestling has a long history of whodunnits: Who ran over Austin? Who drove the white Hummer? Who leaked those Paige sex videos? This week, we‚Äôll explore one of the more recent mystery storylines in WWE. The story began at the 2019 Raw Reunion, a night of nostalgia held in honor of Raw‚Äôs 1,365th episode. Among the attendees was Continue Reading...
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Headlies: ‚ÄúThe Greatest Wrestling Match Ever‚ÄĚ Will Be Repurposed Savage-Steamboat Footage

4 Submitted by on Mon, 01 June 2020, 08:00
Stamford, CT ‚Äď WWE officials have discovered a way to ensure that the advertised ‚ÄúGreatest Wrestling Match Ever‚ÄĚ between Randy Orton and Edge at Backlash will indeed be the world‚Äôs greatest wrestling match. WWE CEO Vince McMahon and his writing team have been scrambling for weeks trying to think of a way to actually make another Orton-Edge match great. After Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Mexican Mad Magazine is awesome!

2 Submitted by on Fri, 29 May 2020, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: From the WCW Worldwide blog check out this Mexican edition of Mad Magazine! Wow, La Parka just kicked the crap out of Superman! That’ll teach him for making us all sit through Superman IV! And yet La Parka¬†still couldn’t get a decent push in WCW… Forget Kryptonite! Superman’s real weakness is apparently the deadly folding chair!...
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WrestleCrap Radio 294!!

0 Submitted by on Mon, 25 May 2020, 20:45
WrestleCrap‚Äôs RD Reynolds and Blade Braxton discuss the three things every wrestling podcast needs: golf carts, belts, and pregnancies! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on¬†Patreon. ¬†Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU!¬†¬† As¬†a¬†special¬†way¬†of¬†showing¬†our¬†gratitude,¬†we¬†have¬†relaunched¬†the¬†RD and Blade¬†Show‚Ķexclusively¬†for¬†our¬†Patrons!¬†¬†And the newest episode is on there, right now! Join¬†the¬†fun¬†by¬†clicking¬†here! Listen to the show below, by Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Kairi Sane Joins Jethro Tull

5 Submitted by on Mon, 25 May 2020, 08:00
Orlando, FL ‚Äď WWE Superstar Kairi Sane has officially joined British classic rock band Jethro Tull as their new flutist. At last Monday‚Äôs Raw, Sane honored her friend Asuka‚Äôs WWE Raw Women‚Äôs Championship coronation with a beautiful flute solo. Though it was interrupted by Nia Jax, the brief concert did not go unnoticed in the music world. ‚ÄúShe really was Continue Reading...
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