“Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!” – Darby Allin’s back

Read this week’s Headlies to find out what else it has to say!

Headlies is ready to cast a spell on “The Wizard” Chris Jericho and his witchy ways.

It’s what the world has been waiting for – Vince McMahon in Animated Otter Form!

Surf’s Up 2: WaveMania…NEW INDUCTION!

Who was the Number 1 pick in this year’s NFL Draft?

Follow the Buzzards to Headlies!

Something extremely valuable’s been buried, and it’s not Hogan’s fault this time!

New induction, made by a human!

The “Forbidden Door” swings open once again.

Grab some light tubes for a brand-new Headlies!

Hey look, it’s Garfield!

And he’s grappling!

And it totally sucks, so we’re inducting it.

You want the smoke? Ask whoever produced this match.

The Viking Raiders vs. the Street Profits – inducted!

CYN is celebrating Easter the only way they know how.

Control Your Holidays in Headlies!

Baseball has returned and so has Abe “Knuckleball” Schwartz!

Find out what he had in store for Opening Day in Headlies!

After 29 legendary years, Triple H has his last match.

And he…vanishes???

Find out more in a NEW INDUCTION!

The Iron Sheik made it to Wrestlemania 38, just like Bobby Heenan predicted!

Find out who Sheiky Baby humbled in Headlies!

¡100% Lucha, la película!

Celebra nuestro aniversario con una *nueva inducción*

The Sleepy Superstar Wendy Choo is ready for Wrestlemania.

Just try not to wake her when you read this week’s Headlie!

Atomic Banana Battles the Big Cheese!

Nickelodeon’s WACK is here in an all-new WrestleCrap Induction!

Sharmell is heading to the WWE Hall of Fame!

Find out who is going to be inducting her in a MINUS FIVE STARS Headlie!

Before he lost his smile,

he lost a fight to a lifeguard.

New induction!

Bron Breakker would be a huge star if he smiled more.

We’ve got more helpful suggestions for him in Headlies!

March Madness is Here..and it features Dusty Rhodes and the Stars of the 1988 NWA!

NEW INDUCTION!

Did you hear? Tony Khan purchased another promotion.

AEW is Wrestlicious in Headlies!

It’s the final recorded show with Blade Braxton and RD Reynolds.

We thank you for all the years, all the laughs, and all the fun!

All The Latest Crap!

Induction: Wrestlemania XI – The Grandest Stage of the Mall

84 Submitted by on Sat, 02 April 2016, 02:00
WWF, 1995 When it comes to ranking the top ten Wrestlemanias of all time, Wrestlemania XI doesn’t exactly spring to mind, and this was true even in 1995, when there were only 11 Manias to begin with. The first thing you’ll notice about Wrestlemania XI is that its intro recalls moments from every Wrestlemania to date, but precisely zero of Continue Reading...
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Guest Induction: Roman Reigns’s first year as champion – Sufferin’ Suck-otash!

10 Submitted by on Fri, 01 April 2016, 12:00
In years past, we at Wrestlecrap have commemorated our anniversary on April 1st with guest columns. This year, we’re going one step further by reaching out to a writer not from another publication or field, but from another dimension altogether. For the first time ever, we’re happy to present a special induction written by Art0Donnell’s counterpart from a parallel universe. Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio Episode 259!!!

4 Submitted by on Fri, 01 April 2016, 06:00
Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars with this very special episode of WrestleCrap Radio! Listen to the show below, by subscribing on Stitcher or iTunes, or by clicking here!...
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It Came From YouTube: Happy 16th Anniversary, WrestleCrap!

2 Submitted by on Fri, 01 April 2016, 02:00
Happy 16th Anniversary WrestleCrap! Mike Check helped me pick out the perfect song to commemorate this important milestone in a girl’s website’s life! I will always be grateful to everyone both past and present (R.D, Merle, Harry, Blade, Jed, Jordan, Justin, Emerson, Art, Triple Kelly, and everyone else) who have worked so very hard to make this here website the finest showcase the Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Bret Hart prank

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Crapper E-Aquared writes: It amazed me how this was put together. First off, were those people watching a recorded episode of Smackdown when that happened? Also, the prank was just genius. They probably knew that their friend was a huge Bret Hart fan that if there was even a rumor or hint of a return, he would believe it. I Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Bad News Piper – Like Al Jolson, Michael Jackson, and Tiny Tim? This is the Feud for You!

41 Submitted by on Thu, 31 March 2016, 20:00
WWF, WrestleMania VI, 1990 One of the highlights of running this here website for the last sixteen years (yes, WrestleCrap turns Sweet 16 this April 1!) has brought me is the ability to talk with various personalities in the wrestling business.  Be it my dear friend “Earthquake” John Tenta, Lance Storm, or Vince Russo, I’ve been blessed to be able Continue Reading...
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RD Reynolds Previews WrestleMania on The Steve Czaban Show!

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Absolutely thrilled to announce I was a guest on The Steve Czaban Show Tuesday, March 29 during the 8am EST hour.  This has long been my favorite sports radio progrem, so I was honored to appear! You can listen to the show here. Be sure to follow Czabe on Twitter, and tell him RD Reynolds sent him your way!  ...
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Headlies: Zack Ryder’s Wrestlemania Match Just An Elaborate Episode Of Swerved

31 Submitted by on Mon, 28 March 2016, 08:00
Long Island, NY – WWE Superstar Zack Ryder’s appearance in a match at Wrestlemania has been revealed to be an elaborate episode of the WWE Network original show “Swerved”. The inclusion of Ryder in the Intercontinental Championship match surprised many longtime fans. While he has been appearing in NXT for the past several months, Ryder has not been included in Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Wrestlemania 32 Attendance Number Leaks Early

7 Submitted by on Sat, 26 March 2016, 08:00
West Hollywood, CA – An official document promoting Wrestlemania 32’s record-setting attendance has leaked online despite the event not taking place for another week. Ryan Satin, Founder and Editor-In-Chief of ProWrestlingSheet.com, is reporting that WWE will be touting a new attendance record of “10 Cajillion people” at the event in Dallas. “It’s no secret that WWE has been pushing hard Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: An Iron Sheik shirt that no one could possibly want…

7 Submitted by on Fri, 25 March 2016, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. found this Iron Sheik shirt on the official WWE Shop that says “I Got Humbled By The Iron Sheik”. He writes: Uh… do they know what this means? Either WWE doesn’t know what that means and they’re idiots who decided to slap it on a t-shirt without any thought… Or they do know what that means and they think fans Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Wrestlemania 31 Intercontinental Title Hunt – Turd is the Word

41 Submitted by on Thu, 24 March 2016, 20:00
WWE, 2015 By now we’ve all heard that Stuart “Wade Barrett” Bennett won’t be renewing his WWE contract later this year. It’s a shame, really, since Barrett was at one point, astoundingly, getting over with the fans with his “Bad News Barrett” gimmick — and as a babyface, no less. Then again, it’s perfectly understandable why Barrett wouldn’t care to Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Roman Reigns’s Wrestlemania Entrance To Include Piggyback Ride From Vince McMahon

8 Submitted by on Mon, 21 March 2016, 08:00
Dallas, TX – With just mere weeks away until Wrestlemania 32, preparation has already begun for the extravagant entrance for Roman Reigns. WWE CEO Vince McMahon has personally been planning the entrance for months and commenced a walk-through at AT&T Stadium. “Alright, I want the F-15’s to fly over head right before Roman’s music hits,” said Vince McMahon, giving direction Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Finally you can wrap your lips around John Cena’s meat!

12 Submitted by on Fri, 18 March 2016, 02:00
There’s a restaurant in Mexico called John Cena Burger & Taco (!). What?! You mean it’s in Mexico and it isn’t called “Juan Cena Burger & Taco”? Unbelievable… Anyway, the article says… The restaurant is called John Cena Burger & Taco, and it serves, well, burgers, tacos, quesadillas, and just about anything you could possibly want. Better yet, each and Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Sami Zayn To Appear At Wrestlemania As One Of Triple H’s Wenches

9 Submitted by on Mon, 14 March 2016, 08:00
Stamford, CT – After weeks of speculation, WWE officials have announced that NXT favorite Sami Zayn will indeed be a part of this year’s Wrestlemania. While many believed that Zayn would be taking on longtime rival Kevin Owens in Dallas, Vince McMahon and Triple H revealed their plans in a closed-door meeting. “Sami, we absolutely love what you’ve done down Continue Reading...
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Induction: Booker T vs. Edge – Samurai Shampoo

36 Submitted by on Thu, 10 March 2016, 20:00
WWE, 2002 I blame this one on the failed Invasion story line. Just one Wrestlemania prior, Booker T was the WCW World and US Champion and poised to play a major role in the Invasion storyline for years to come. Instead, WCW was dead and buried by that year’s Thanksgiving (the October federal holiday that commemorates the discovery of America). Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Kevin Owens Sweatpants Now WWE’s Best-Selling Item

17 Submitted by on Mon, 07 March 2016, 08:00
  Youngstown, OH – In what was originally supposed to be a knock on his weight, the Official Kevin Owens sweatpants have become WWE’s best-selling merchandise item of all time. The sweatpants were designed by WWE television producer Kevin Dunn as a not-so-veiled shot as Owens’s body. While it is widely known that Vince McMahon prefers his wrestlers as very Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: The Stephanie vs. Vince I-Quit Match – And Folks Thought Trish Barking Was Bad???

61 Submitted by on Thu, 03 March 2016, 20:00
WWE, 2003 As long as I live, I will never understand why, during Linda McMahon’s attempted political runs, the media and those opposing her repeatedly aired those tired old “Vince makes Trish Stratus bark like a dog” clips.  Aside from being baffled as how, precisely, a skit from the world of pro wrestling had anything at all to do with real life, I Continue Reading...
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It Came from YouTube: The WWF Superstars Theme…on Ukulele!!

2 Submitted by on Mon, 29 February 2016, 22:26
This is priceless!! RT @22581977: Theme song from “Superstars of Wrestling”, on uke. This is priceless!! RT @22581977: Theme song from “Superstars of Wrestling”, on uke. @WrestleCrapRD @BladeBraxton pic.twitter.com/fW6fR9Qz4q — Blade Braxton (@BladeBraxton) February 29, 2016...
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Headlies: Shane McMahon To Lead Team TNA At Wrestlemania

16 Submitted by on Mon, 29 February 2016, 08:00
Nashville, TN – In a move that has sent shockwaves through the wrestling community, the newly-returned Shane McMahon revealed on Monday Night Raw that he will be leading Team TNA at Wrestlemania. The surprising announcement came in TNA’s own home town of Nashville, Tennessee. This marked the first time that the rival wrestling company has ever been mentioned on a Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Piper-Bagwell Boxing Match – Buff is the (fi)st(ic)uff(s)

31 Submitted by on Thu, 25 February 2016, 20:00
WCW, 1999 In the world of wrestling, worked boxing matches always suck. They sucked when Roddy Piper fought Mr. T… …and they sucked when Scotty Flamingo fought Johnny B Badd. You know what else in wrestling always sucks? Shoot boxing matches with wrestling thrown into the mix. They sucked when Muhammad Ali fought Antonio Inoki… …and they sucked when 16 Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Chris Jericho Refuses To Put A Shirt On

7 Submitted by on Mon, 22 February 2016, 08:00
New York, NY – Going against several warnings from various members of the medical community, WWE Superstar Chris Jericho continues to not wear a shirt in public. Over the past few weeks, Jericho has been appearing on RAW and Smackdown in his trademark jacket, but without a shirt on underneath it. “I warned him about the dangerous of prolonged skin Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap…Now On Instacrap…uh, Instagram!!

1 Submitted by on Fri, 19 February 2016, 15:25
Hey hey, fellow Crappers. Looking for a way to add a little crap to your daily social networking experience? Be sure to follow the all new, all official Instagram page for WrestleCrap!!! Right here at http://www.instagram.com/wrestlecrap A great way to stink up the usual barrage of selfies and memes out there in social media!! And if you desire even more Continue Reading...
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Induction: Chyna on Sabrina the Teenage Witch – How’s that for piledriving Miss Daisy?

39 Submitted by on Fri, 19 February 2016, 15:00
WB Network, 2002 Sabrina The Teenage Witch was a mediocre sitcom that aired on ABC in the late ‘90s as part of an all-supernatural TGIF lineup, along with Teen Angel (about an angel), You Wish (about a genie), and Boy Meets World (about the walking shadow of the lead actor’s older, more famous brother). Melissa Joan Hart starred as the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Love the NWO spray painted WCW World Title? This is the SBT for you!

3 Submitted by on Fri, 19 February 2016, 02:00
WWE has released a replica of the WCW World Heavyweight Championship belt with fake NWO spray paint on on it! Hulk Hogan spray painted the WCW World Championship belt with the NWO logo when he won it. And it will only set you back $400 bones! Or you could just buy a cheaper replica of the WCW belt, spend a few Continue Reading...
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