It’s the logical follow-up to AEW’s Blood & Guts!

Wash your hands and read all about it in Headlies!

It’s the Final ECW Finale.

Trust Us, This Is(n’t) Extreme!

But it is a NEW Induction!

The Nightmare Express isn’t the only new ride in AEW.

Buckle your safety belt and find out what The Dark Order is driving in Headlies!

Rambo and friends invade the squared circle…

…and give new meaning to the term, “First Blood match”.

New induction!

WWE has another trash-bagging incident on their hands.

Read about their Iconic error in Headlies!

It’s the most random wrestling show we’ve ever seen!

Scott Steiner gets drunk, plays video games, and feeds ducks (REALLY!) in our NEW INDUCTION!

Kevin Owens deserves a medal for giving Logan Paul a Stunner.

Read a new Headlies to find out which one he’s getting!

Move over Steve Austin…

…move over, other Steve Austin…

The Bionic Woman dominates the wrestling ring in this new induction!

We completely missed Wrestlemania.

Great!

Find out what we did instead in Headlies.

It’s the final recorded show with Blade Braxton and RD Reynolds.

We thank you for all the years, all the laughs, and all the fun!

RIP Blade.

You will be missed. 🙁

All The Latest Crap!

Headlies: Remember To Change Your Clocks To Vader Time

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Colorado Springs, CO – Government officials are once again reminding US citizens to remember to change their clocks to Vader Time. The change in time, which takes place at 3:00am on Sunday, March 12th, was put into effect as a means of “Making America Vader Again.” “All you lily-livered sissies better get with the program!” said official Vader Time spokesman Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: If you got this trading card, you really struck out!

4 Submitted by on Fri, 10 March 2017, 02:00
Crapper Douglas Conti found an Abe “Knuckleball” Schwartz (!!!) trading card! He writes: Even I, who bought cards of Trent Knight and CougarJay, refuse to pay for this one. Oh wow, they just gave anybody a trading card, didn’t they? I like the prominent ICOPRO logo in the background. Yes, apparently even fake baseball players used enhancement supplements…...
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INDUCTION: The Nitro with NO Wrestling – 60 Minutes of Absolute Nothingness

99 Submitted by on Thu, 09 March 2017, 15:00
WCW, 1999 Hey hey, fellow Crappers!!  I’m BACK! I believe I am now completely finished with the new Death of WCW: 10th Anniversary Edition.  It’s written (40% larger than before!!!), edited, new photos picked out, the whole shooting match.  Heck, you can even pre-order it right now from our friends over at Amazon in your choice of paperback, hard cover, or Kindle varieties.  So Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: WCW Spring Catalog 1999 – WCW Ruins Hot Sauces, Horses, and More!

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WCW, Merchandise Catalog 1999 First things first: I know that merchandise is generally the realm of Someone Bought This!, but today’s write up is a bit more extensive than what we generally cover there.  Besides, that particular column actually originated thanks to large inductions wherein I would look at magazine inserts and catalogs such as this, so consider this a blast from Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Firebreaker Chip Issues Open Challenge To Randy Orton

11 Submitted by on Mon, 06 March 2017, 08:00
WCW Special Forces – Former WCW star Firebreaker Chip issued an open challenge to WWE Superstar Randy Orton following Orton’s burning down of Bray Wyatt’s compound. “Mr. Orton has shown a complete disregard for fire safety,” said Chip. “We try to teach these kids from a young age that playing with matches is dangerous. Sure, the audience might cheer for Continue Reading...
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Induction: WWA Revolution – This Revolution was televised, unfortunately

31 Submitted by on Thu, 02 March 2017, 20:00
WWA, 2002 In the months following the collapse of WCW and ECW, Australian rock promoter Andrew McManus put together a new would-be major league called World Wrestling All-Stars, complete with its own pay-per-view, titled Inception. Unfortunately, by the time this bush-league effort made it to the US airwaves, it was already more than two months old. If the WWA were Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Matt Hardy’s Gold Boat!

7 Submitted by on Wed, 01 March 2017, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: This latest bit of insanity from the Hardys would be Wrestlecrap worthy in all of it’s bizarre glory. However there’s a pretty inside joke there. The “Gold Boat” is a reference to a fairly famous rant by Wrestling Observer Radio Host (and Death of WCW co-author) Bryan Alvarez burring TNA on an edition of the Bryan Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Creative Members Take Part In Battle Royale To Determine Wrestlemania Storylines

8 Submitted by on Mon, 27 February 2017, 08:00
Stanford, CT – WWE now has a clear picture of what the main storyline into Wrestlemania thanks to an impromptu battle royale among the writing staff. The violent melee took place following the Raw writing crew’s weekly meeting. After rapping up the plans for this evening’s Monday Night Raw, WWE CEO Vince McMahon addressed his writers. “Now is the time for Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Mad About Macho Man!

1 Submitted by on Fri, 24 February 2017, 02:00
Crapper Autrach Sejanoz writes: I’m not really familiar with the show, so I have no idea who’s in the gorilla suit or why, but Savage is never boring! Wow… I’ve never seen the show either so I’m lost here, too… But yeah, Randy is always great on these things!...
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INDUCTION: All American Wrestling, Episode 1 – AKA, The Bob Backlund Burial Hour

30 Submitted by on Thu, 23 February 2017, 20:00
WWF, 1983 Not sure I’ve ever truly written about my love for the WWE Network here at WrestleCrap, so if I haven’t, it’s overdue.  Offering this much content for a measly $10 a month may be the greatest gift anyone has ever given to us die hard wrestling fans.  Want to see the the Gobbledy Gooker crack out of that egg? Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Play Nintendo Wrestlemania in a whole new and terrifying way!

9 Submitted by on Wed, 22 February 2017, 02:00
If you play Wrestlemania on the NES with the Acclaim Wireless Remote Controller then a wrestler will reach right out of your TV screen and try to kill you! Wow! It really puts me in the game… …a really, really bad game. Notice that in the game footage we see in the commercial it’s a two-player game being played but Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Kevin Owens Tries To Win Back Chris Jericho

6 Submitted by on Mon, 20 February 2017, 08:00
Tampa, FL – WWE Universal Champion Kevin Owens made a very public apology to his former partner Chris Jericho yesterday morning outside of Jericho’s home. Armed with a boom box, Owens stood next to his car and blasted Peter Gabriel’s “In Your Eyes” to get Jericho’s attention. “Go away, Kevin!” shouted Jericho while peeking out of his curtains. “Chris, I’m Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Caged Heat breaks out in WOW!

6 Submitted by on Fri, 17 February 2017, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: After being gone for nearly 14 years David McClane’s oddball women’s wrestling promotion WOW is back! Anyway for oldtime sake here’s a music video from the old syndicated show featuring the Women’s in Prison tag team Caged Heat. Given that the original WoW had gimmicks based off Xena, Baywatch, and even James Bond the only explanation Continue Reading...
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Induction: Cooking for the Single Man – Hibachi-Mania

30 Submitted by on Thu, 16 February 2017, 20:00
WWF, 1993 In the 1990s, the WWF put out a VHS tape called, “Smack’em Whack’em”. I know what you’re thinking: “Art, didn’t you already write up that softcore Sable tape?” But in fact, this tape came out in 1993 and featured the WWF’s first-ever ladder match, Bret Hart’s first-ever world title win, and, curiously, a series of special segments interspersed Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Ace reporter Shawn Michaels has found a thrilling subject to report on!

4 Submitted by on Wed, 15 February 2017, 02:00
Crapper Jake “Rough” Waters* writes: I don’t know if you’ve seen this but apparently during Shawn Michaels’s four year retirement he was a guest sports correspondent for a local TV news station. I thought this might be a worthy entry. Wow! Shawn actually managed to make this kind of interesting and entertaining. Go Shawn! *Okay, I made that nickname up....
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Someone Bought This Classic: WWF Valentines

30 Submitted by on Tue, 14 February 2017, 02:00
WWF Valentines! With Valentine’s Day fast approaching, odds are there are some WrestleCrap fanatics out there who have yet to get their sweety pie a gift. Well, FRET NO LONGER! Your old pal RD Reynolds has searched high and low to find the sweetest, sappiest, most fantabulous gift under the sun, one that is sure to net you a BJ Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Elimination Chamber Converted Into School Playground

5 Submitted by on Mon, 13 February 2017, 08:00
Mesa, AZ – Following the events of last night’s events, WWE has decided to donate and convert the elimination chamber into a playground for needy children. WWE’s ring crew quickly broke down the Elimination Chamber and loaded it piece by piece into their trucks, making the short drive from Phoenix to Mesa to deliver it. “Eh, we barely use the Continue Reading...
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WWESHOP Valentine’s Day 2009!

4 Submitted by on Mon, 13 February 2017, 02:00
WWESHOP Valentine’s Day 2009! RD: “As most of you are reading this, Valentine’s Day is just a scant one day away. And if you’re anything like your old buddy, your old pal, RD Reynolds, you haven’t even begun shopping yet. Not to worry! Thanks to myself and our friends over at wweshop.com (with their fantastic CUPID 10% Off code), we’ve Continue Reading...
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