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NEW INDUCTION!

Explore Taker’s kinky mansion with Kofi, Xavier, and Big E.

It’s the induction you’ve wanted for literally days!

The censors are “gunning” for Arn Anderson.

How with they enforce their changes on The Enforcer?

Find out in Headlies!

Twenty-nine years straight down the crapper!

The final WCW Saturday Night…now inducted!

Kenny Omega vs Bryan Danielson was old-school entertain

Real old-school.

Find out who’s on first in Headlies!

RD Vs. Russo Round TWO…and AEW is the battleground!

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East meets East when Funaki learns Kung Fu.

Kung Fu Naki – inducted!

NXT 2.0 is where the big boys play!

Literally.

Get ready for recess in a brand-new Headlie!

It was the only officially licensed WWE ride ever made.

And it kinda sucked.

WWE Niagara Falls is here…and INDUCTED!

What’s in a name?

Well, if you’re Chad Gable or Gable Steveson, a whole lot.

Find out which Gable comes out on top in Headlies!

Relive the legendary career of the original Sin Cara.

New induction!

What happens when two of the most acrobatic tag teams in wrestling fight?

Utter chaos!

Hang on and read all about it in Headlies!

All Out 2021 is here!

Live chat with RD Reynolds and friends by clicking here!

RD Reynolds returns to podcasting with…Vince Russo????!!!

It’s true – Joker’s Mustache is here!

XPW’s Angel falls off a 40-foot scaffold, without even a pool of sewage to break his fall!

It’s an all-new two-for-one induction!

Cameron Grimes is stackin’ money with his own cryptocurrency!

We’re going to the moon in Headlies!

It’s the last Saturday Night’s Main Event!

Was it any good?  It’s on WrestleCrap.com…what do you think?

NEW INDUCTION!

It’s the final recorded show with Blade Braxton and RD Reynolds.

We thank you for all the years, all the laughs, and all the fun!

All The Latest Crap!

Someone Bought This: 7-11 and the lazy caricature artist

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In 1985 7-11 put out a series of WWF Slurpee cups including this one featuring Wendi Richter! I know it’s a caricature so it’s supposed to be a little silly and exaggerated, but this really doesn’t look anything like her. Look- this is Wendi Richter: Whoever drew her caricature for the cup… …seems to think she’s an Asian woman with Continue Reading...
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Induction: Natalya vs. The Riott Squad – Featuring Jim “The Table” Neidhart

16 Submitted by on Thu, 05 August 2021, 20:00
WWE, 2018 This week’s induction involves three misfits, one heir to a wrestling dynasty, and a whole lot of exploitation. On one side of this feud, you had Liv Morgan, Sarah Logan, and Ruby Riot(t), a trio who’d been called up out of the blue from NXT as the “Riott Squad” a year earlier. While on the surface, the group Continue Reading...
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Headlies: New Vince McMahon Series Receives NC-17 Rating

1 Submitted by on Mon, 02 August 2021, 08:00
Hollywood, CA – In an unprecedented move, the Motion Picture Association of America has preemptively given the upcoming Vince McMahon scripted series an NC-17 rating. The unprecedented decision has sent shockwaves throughout the wrestling and entertainment world. While still in early development The United States Of America Vs. Vince McMahon has garnered a significant amount of attention from the entertainment Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: A toy line with the worst possible name

2 Submitted by on Fri, 30 July 2021, 02:00
In 1997 Jakks-Pacific released a line of WWF statues that were pretty unremarkable except for the fact that they were called… “Heroes Of Wrestling”. Gee, what does that remind you of? Okay, so this toy line came out a year before the terrible independent wrestling show (you can read all about that in The WrestleCrap Archives) but I still thought it was a funny Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: The Second Labor of AJ Styles – Where “Chain Wrestling” Meets Three Stooges Selling!

19 Submitted by on Thu, 29 July 2021, 20:00
NWA-TNA, 2003 As I write this induction, it’s just hours before what has proved over the last couple of years to be one of my favorite times of the week, that being AEW Dynamite on Wednesday nights.  It is a fun show most of the time and I really look forward to chatting with everyone over on old man social media.  If Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Nick Gage Defeats Chris Jericho In A Dance Competition

1 Submitted by on Mon, 26 July 2021, 08:00
Charlotte, NC – Deathmatch legends Nick Gage defeated Chris Jericho in a dazzling, if not unexpected, fashion this weekend. Instead of pitting the two in combat, AEW star MJF harkened back to his infamous dance routine with Jericho to inflict maximum pain. What Jericho and the world did not know was that the GCW star is a world-class dancer. Gage, Continue Reading...
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Induction: Hulk Hogan’s autobiographies – Have pythons, will (time) travel

29 Submitted by on Thu, 22 July 2021, 20:00
2002, 2009 I first bought Hollywood Hulk Hogan, the Hulkster’s 2002 autobiography, late last year (along with The Rock Says…). Obviously, I was shopping for WrestleCrap induction fodder. But weeks went by, and nothing arrived; my shipment had gotten lost in transit. Naturally, I used my refund to re-order the books, which arrived the next week.  A few weeks later, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Fans Excited To Finally Boo WWE In Person

5 Submitted by on Mon, 19 July 2021, 08:00
Fort Worth, TX – WWE fans were elated to finally see WWE events live this weekend and boo the product vociferously. Following over a year of pandemic protocols, WWE has opened its doors to the general public for live events. After enduring cinematic matches, arson, zombie attacks, and magic, fans now have the chance to see their favorite WWE Superstars Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The WCW Nitro Grill referee shirt really eats it!

1 Submitted by on Fri, 16 July 2021, 02:00
Bryan over at the WCW Worldwide blog found this WCW Nitro Grill referee shirt amongst other Nitro Grill stuff, and boy oh boy is it ugly! You’d look really stupid wearing it just about anywhere, including a wrestling show. This shirt would only be useful if you want to look like you work at a Footlocker shoe store. And really, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Malaki Black Begins Eliminating Older AEW Wrestlers

1 Submitted by on Mon, 12 July 2021, 08:00
Gatlin, NE – Newcomer Malaki Black has begun culling All Elite Wrestling’s older roster members in a devious and slightly cultish plot. After his vicious attack against Arn Anderson, the enigmatic Black systematically dismantled Tully Blanchard, Konnan, and Jake “The Snake” Roberts. No older members of the roster have escaped Black’s grasp. On a cross-country trip to promote a new Continue Reading...
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Induction: Money in the Bank 2020 – Leave your brain at the elevator door

20 Submitted by on Thu, 08 July 2021, 20:00
In 2020, WWE’s Money in the Bank event was held without any fans in attendance. Naturally, the WWE Superstars were in no hurry to break their bones doing the usual dangerous high spots in an empty Performance Center. Instead, this match would take place at WWE Headquarters, with both male and female Superstars simultaneously battling to get up to the Continue Reading...
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Headlies: AEW’s First Annual Hot Dog Eating Contest Plagued With Injuries

1 Submitted by on Mon, 05 July 2021, 08:00
Jacksonville, FL – Tragedy struck All Elite Wrestling’s First Annual Hot Dog Eating Contest this Fourth of July as a number of injuries ruined the event. The mandatory fun-filled day in the sun was devised by AEW CEO Tony Khan in hopes of building community and spreading cheer. It was also a good excuse to finish the surplus food from Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION SPECIAL: Can A 1995 Wrestling Magazine Tell Us How to Fix Today’s WWE?

32 Submitted by on Thu, 01 July 2021, 20:00
Pro Wrestling Illustrated –  July 1995 If you’ve been ’round these parts of any length of time, you are familiar with my utter love for ancient wrestling magazines.  I still have stacks and stacks of them in my closet that I peruse…at least from time to time.  But when I was in my late teens/college years? I lived (not loved, but lived) to Continue Reading...
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Headlies: King Nakamura Throws Baron Corbin In The Tower Of London

4 Submitted by on Mon, 28 June 2021, 08:00
London, UK – Newly crowned King Shinsuke Nakamura enacted his first ruling as WWE King by throwing Baron Corbin into the Tower of London. By royal decree, and in agreement with the British government in exchange for a trio of WWE shows on their soil, Corbin was dragged extradited from the United States. Forced onto a plane and surrounded by Continue Reading...
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Induction: An XPW Two-Pack – Baptized in WrestleCrap

19 Submitted by on Thu, 24 June 2021, 20:00
XPW, 2002 This week’s induction involves a scaffold match put on by XPW. And no, I don’t mean *that* scaffold match. Now, for those unaware, New Jack once wrestled Vic Grimes atop a giant scaffold, where he shocked Grimes with a stun gun and hurled him off a scaffold in an attempt to take his opponent’s life for real. Like, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Cameron Grimes Launches New “Grimes Dimes” Cryptocurrency

1 Submitted by on Mon, 21 June 2021, 08:00
Miami, FL – Following in AEW wrestler MJF’s footsteps, NXT star Cameron Grimes has started his own cryptocurrency. “I heard this thing on the internet about some sort of Crypt Keeper currency and knew I had to get in on that,” said Grimes aboard his yacht. “You ever see that Crypt Keeper, fella? Man, he is one spooky scary skeleton. Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: NWA Mello Yello shirt

3 Submitted by on Fri, 18 June 2021, 02:00
It’s an NWA Mello Yello shirt in blindingly bright yellow! This beautiful piece of apparel was released to promote the NWA Mello Yello cans which you’ll remember from the commercial with Dusty Rhodes!  Now I want both a cold, refreshing Mello Yello and some old school NWA on my TV again....
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INDUCTION: The Last Saturday Night’s Main Event – Remember All Those Great SNMEs? This Wasn’t One of Them.

16 Submitted by on Thu, 17 June 2021, 20:00
WWE, 2008 Recently, All Elite Wrestling announced the expansion of their television deal with Turner.  It was something many celebrated, as the feeling is this has legitimized them to a greater extent than ever before.  This new arrangement included not only an all new show on Friday nights called Rampage but also several additional shows throughout the year that would be taking Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Even Chucky Thinks Alexa Bliss’s Doll Lilly Is Ridiculous

1 Submitted by on Mon, 14 June 2021, 08:00
Hollywood, CA – Killer doll and former WCW alumni Chucky spoke out recently condemning Alexa Bliss’s magical doll Lilly. The serial killer-possessed “Good Guy” doll expressed his disgust in a Youtube video from his Power Wheels. “We may be magical, killer dolls, but we have our dignity,” said Chucky. “Hollywood has a long history with murderous marionettes. Whether it’s Annabelle, Continue Reading...
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Induction: Lesnar vs. Orton – The feud that broke all the rules (even the good ones)!

17 Submitted by on Fri, 11 June 2021, 20:00
WWE, 2016 Word on the street is that WWE is trying to make this year’s Summerslam on par with Wrestlemania to celebrate the promotion’s triumphant return to live events. Back in 2016, WWE announced Brock Lesnar vs. Randy Orton to celebrate The Beast Incarnate’s triumphant semi-annual return to the ring. WWE clearly felt that the novelty of the match alone Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Braun Strowman Trains To Become A Train

6 Submitted by on Mon, 07 June 2021, 08:00
Boston, MA – Following his release, former WWE Superstar Braun Strowman has found a new passion and has committed himself to becoming an actual train. The recently-fired wrestler appeared early this morning at the Amtrak Southampton Rail Yard. Stunned onlookers gawked as the former Universal Champion ran up and down the tracks. Crowds gasped as the strongman pulled cars full Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION SPECIAL: The All-Time Goofiest Wrestling Posters!

22 Submitted by on Thu, 03 June 2021, 20:00
Induction Special I have a confession to make tonight: I was, at one time, the absolute worst fan of professional wrestling imaginable. It would have been the mid 1990s.  My friend Casey (Trash Losagain) and I would go events at the Tyndall Armory in downtown Indianapolis and heckle virtually everyone on the show. If you were skinny, we yell “buggy Continue Reading...
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