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What if…Kevin Smith Wrote an Episode of Raw?

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Text By Neil Cathan What if…Kevin Smith Wrote an Episode of Raw? We here at Wrestlecrap lead difficult lives. Sometimes we have to tell jokes about men in their underwear pretending to fight as often as once a week. When we’re not doing that, however, we have lives. Families. Friends. Lovers. Jobs. Well, the rest of them do. Me? I dig through Continue Reading...
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What if…Barry Windham didn’t join The Four Horsemen in April 1988?

0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 16:11
  Text By Simon Rawls What if…Barry Windham didn’t join The Four Horsemen in April 1988? Part I Our story begins just two days before the NWA’s 3rd Annual Jim Crockett Cup Sr. Memorial Cup Tag Team Tournament. Trying to regain the World Tag Team Titles, Arn Anderson and Tully Blanchard have champions and arch-rivals Lex Luger and Barry Windham reeling. After Continue Reading...
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What if…Sting Beat Hogan Clean at Starrcade ’97?

1 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 16:07
  Text By Neil Cathan What if…Sting Beat Hogan Clean at Starrcade ’97? Part I   Our story begins on the 28th of December, 1997, at WCW’s annual flagship show, Starrcade, where the WCW roster has promised that the New World Order will finally get their comeuppance.   And after the blinding opener between Eddy Guerrero and Dean Malenko, WCW has its Continue Reading...
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What if…Hulk Hogan didn’t turn heel at Bash At The Beach ’96?

3 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 16:05
  Text By Neil Cathan What if…Hulk Hogan didn’t turn heel at Bash At The Beach ’96? Part I Our story begins on July 7th, 1996, during the main event of ‘Bash At The Beach’, a ‘Hostile Takeover’ match between The Outsiders and the team of Randy Savage, Lex Luger and Sting, representing WCW. With Luger already out of action, and Continue Reading...
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What if…Ric Flair helped Dusty Rhodes after the cage match?

0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 16:02
  Text By Simon Rawls What if…Ric Flair helped Dusty Rhodes after the cage match? Part 1  Our story begins on September 29, 1985 at the Omni in Atlanta. Ric Flair has just successfully defended the NWA World Title against Nikita Koloff in a grueling cage match. After the match, Nikita’s Uncle Ivan and Krusher Khrushchev enter the cage and triple Continue Reading...
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What if…The Gobbledy Gooker didn’t hatch from the egg at Survivor Series 1990?

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Text By Simon Rawls What if…The Gobbledy Gooker didn’t hatch from the egg at Survivor Series 1990? Part I Our story begins on Thanksgiving Night 1990 at the Civic Center in Hartford, Connecticut for the WWF’s annual Survivor Series pay-per-view. The crowd has just watched the five main “Survivor” matches and was waiting for the “Ultimate Match of Survival” with the Continue Reading...
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What if…Kerry Von Erich decided to take Michael Hayes’ help against Ric Flair?

2 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 15:55
  Text By Simon Rawls What if…Kerry Von Erich decided to take Michael Hayes’ help against Ric Flair? Our story begins on Christmas Night 1982- Kerry Von Erich is in a cage match with Ric Flair for the NWA World Title. Michael Hayes is the special guest referee. Michael Hayes has just knocked down Ric Flair with a hard right hand. Continue Reading...
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What if…Vince Wasn’t the Higher Power?

2 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 15:54
  Text By Jed Shaffer What if…Vince Wasn’t the Higher Power? (Editor’s note: this is my second-ever column. I was still making adjustments to the style, format and pacing. I say all this to explain why this story reads so different from the rest. I had intended to re-write it so it matched my current works, but I figured for historical Continue Reading...
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Jed Shafer Reviews The Wrestler

0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 15:52
  Text By Jed Shafer Jed Shafer Reviews The Wrestler Wow. A human being could run out of adjectives in describing the excellence that is The Wrestler. Every bit of hype that all us internet wrestling fans have read, yeah, it’s all deserved. If I just took off the self-editor, I could write a Re-Writing The Book-length review of The Wrestler. RD’s glowing Continue Reading...
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Jed Shafer: Arm Chair Booker, Part One

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  Text By Jed Shafer Jed Shafer: Arm Chair Booker, Part One “Jed, what would you do if you were in charge?” I get that a lot. I don’t know if I can say I get it more then other IWC writers, but the nature of my column kinda pre-loads the question into most any email or message I get. But if you’re Continue Reading...
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What if…Tully Blanchard didn’t fail the drug test and returned to WCW in 1989?

0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 15:46
  Text By Jed Shaffer What if…Tully Blanchard didn’t fail the drug test and returned to WCW in 1989? Our story begins at the 1989 edition of Starrcade. The event is dominated by a round-robin tournament dubbed “Night Of The Iron Men”, awarding points for the method of victory for the four men involved: The Great Muta, Lex Luger, Sting and Continue Reading...
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What if…Mankind had been Vince McMahon’s choice for the Corporate Champion?

0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 15:44
  Text By Jed Shaffer What if…Mankind had been Vince McMahon’s choice for the Corporate Champion? Part I   Our story begins in the closing moments of the finals of the World Title tournament at Survivor Series ’98. The Rock has defied overwhelming odds—including risking his own job—to get to the finals of the tournament. His opponent, the confused Mankind, believes Continue Reading...
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What if…I Just Did a Bunch of Random “What If’s?”?

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  Text By Jed Shaffer What if…I Just Did a Bunch of Random “What If’s?”? What if Triple H used his sledgehammer to solve all his problems? Triple H looks to the left and snarls. To the right; more disappointment. People are paying for a pack of gum and a National Enquirer with a debit card. Someone has seventy-eight cans of chicken noodle, Continue Reading...
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What if…Randy Savage beat the Ultimate Warrior in their WrestleMania VII retirement match?

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  Text By Jed Shaffer This week’s RTB comes to us from very constant reader Joseph Violet What if…Randy Savage beat the Ultimate Warrior in their WrestleMania VII retirement match?   Our story begins in the closing moments of the retirement match at WrestleMania VII. After failing to put away Savage with his gorilla press/big splash combo, the Warrior has gone outside the Continue Reading...
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What if…The Montreal Screwjob Never Happened?

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  Text By Jed Shaffer What if…The Montreal Screwjob Never Happened? In 1997, the wrestling industry had reached a point no one ever thought possible: the WWF, the bull-in-the-china-shop that killed the AWA, crippled Jim Crockett, neutered the NWA, and obliterated countless other competitors, was on the losing end of a new war. The Ted Turner-owned WCW, long a limping, galumphing Continue Reading...
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What if…CM Punk took the Ring Of Honor World Title to WWE?

1 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 15:32
  Text By Jed Shaffer What if…CM Punk took the Ring Of Honor World Title to WWE? (Author’s note: This story requires you, Loyal Reader, to allow one minor suspension of disbelief with me: a working relationship between WWE and Ring Of Honor. If you can get past that caveat, then we should be fine.) Our story begins on August 13th, Continue Reading...
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What if…Paul Orndorff Landed First?

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  Text By Jed Shaffer What if…Paul Orndorff Landed First? Part I Our story begins on Saturday Night’s Main Event, in the closing seconds of the main event steel cage WWF Title match between WWF Champion Hulk Hogan and “Mr. Wonderful” Paul Orndorff. Bitterness and jealousy over Hogan’s success led to Orndorff to stab his friend in the back, and with Continue Reading...
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What if…Tommy Dreamer took Terry Funk’s place at ECW’s Barely Legal?

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  Text By Jed Shaffer What if…Tommy Dreamer took Terry Funk’s place at ECW’s Barely Legal?   Our story begins at Barely Legal. Three men of divergent backgrounds and ideals have been brought together in one match, all inextricably tied by one common enemy and one common goal: to take the ECW World Championship from Raven. But the degenerate slacker will Continue Reading...
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What if…Sting didn’t injure his knee at Clash Of The Champions X?

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Text By Jed Shaffer What if…Sting didn’t injure his knee at Clash Of The Champions X? Our story begins in February, 1990, on the first episode of Saturday Night following Clash Of The Champions X: Texas Shootout. The Horsemen’s positive energy over victory over Gary Hart’s team is short-lived: Sting is the number-one contender and will face Ric Flair at WrestleWar Continue Reading...
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What if…the Finger Poke of Doom Never Happened?

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Text By Jed Shaffer What if…the Finger Poke of Doom Never Happened? Part I Our story begins on Monday Nitro. Kevin Nash is one week removed from winning the WCW World Title and ending Goldberg’s undefeated streak at Starrcade, thanks to the unexpected (and unwelcome) interference of Scott Hall and a tazer. Goldberg, looking for vengeance, has been arrested on trumped-up Continue Reading...
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What if…D-Generation X got into the Norfolk Scope during their attack on WCW Nitro?

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Text By Jed Shaffer What if…What if D-Generation X got into the Norfolk Scope during their attack on WCW Nitro? Part I (The following Re-Writing The Book is written not as a narrative story, but as an article on a wrestling website, commemorating the tenth anniversary of the D-Generation X invasion of WCW Monday Nitro, and looking back at how the Continue Reading...
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What if…Hulk Hogan Accepted Ted DiBiase’s Million Dollar Offer?

0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 15:17
  Text By Jed Shaffer What if…Hulk Hogan Accepted Ted DiBiase’s Million Dollar Offer?  Our story begins as Hulk Hogan is being interviewed about Ted DiBiase’s offer to buy the WWF Championship for a million dollars cash. To the shock of millions, Hogan has deliberated. Now, the deadline has passed, DiBiase is demanding an answer, and Hogan is in front of Continue Reading...
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What if…Chris Jericho’s WWF Title victory over Triple H wasn’t overturned?

0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 15:13
  Text By Jed Shaefer What if…Chris Jericho’s WWF Title victory over Triple H wasn’t overturned? Part I Our story begins moments after Chris Jericho has shocked Triple H, and the world, by pinning him for the WWF Championship on Raw, thanks to a dubious three-count from the replacement referee, Earl Hebner. The decision doesn’t sit well with Triple H, who Continue Reading...
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What if…Rikishi Wasn’t the Guy Who Ran Over Stone Cold Steve Austin at Survivor Series 1999?

0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 15:11
Text By Jed Shaffer What if…Rikishi Wasn’t the Guy Who Ran Over Stone Cold Steve Austin at Survivor Series 1999? Part I Our story begins on the October 9th, 2000 edition of Raw. Since coming back weeks before, Steve Austin has turned the WWF upside down in his quest for vengeance against the man who ran him down a year prior. Continue Reading...
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Kimberly Page Head

0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 14:37
Kimberly Page Head Text by Blade Braxton You know, Ebay is a wondrous invention. Why, where else can you find pieces of toast with the Virgin Mary’s face on them that go for thousands of dollars, or shell out almost $100 for five minute phone calls with either Ron Simmons or Buff Bagwell? Definitely some weird stuff out there, and yours Continue Reading...
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$400 Red Rooster T-Shirt

1 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 14:31
Red Rooster T-Shirt Fellow Crapper Liu writes: “While words can do no justice to the craptitude of that shirt, there are plenty of words to describe the weirdo who paid $405 for it! One would think that Terry Taylor would had hunted down and burned every last one of those in existence by now.” RD: Yeah, that one’s bad, but this Continue Reading...
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King Haku…Now WITH Crown as Illustrated!!

0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 14:28
King Haku – FINALLY – WITH CROWN!!!!!!! Thanks to countless Crappers who mailed this one in – the new Haku figure does, indeed, COME WITH CROWN AS ILLUSTRATED! Let us all burn our old Apter mags that have mocked us for years. LONG LIVE THE KING!...
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Rambo Greg Gagne Action Figure

0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 13:53
Gagne Raiders Action Figures With God as my witness, I am not making this up. Apparently, the fine folks at Remco thought it would be a fine and dandy idea to not only release a Greg Gagne wrestling figure, but also a set with he and Curt Hennig in camo as GAGNE’S RAIDERS. Yes, this REALLY HAPPENED. Here’s the proof: Continue Reading...
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Custom Made Wrestler Bowling Pins

0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 13:51
Custom Made Wrestler Bowling Pins From loyal crapper Dax Norman: “Hey man. love the site. So much, in fact, I decided to make my own wrestlecrap. I hope you enjoy.” RD: But where’s the Dusty Rhodes bowling ball?  ...
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