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NEW INDUCTION!

Explore Taker’s kinky mansion with Kofi, Xavier, and Big E.

It’s the induction you’ve wanted for literally days!

The censors are “gunning” for Arn Anderson.

How with they enforce their changes on The Enforcer?

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Twenty-nine years straight down the crapper!

The final WCW Saturday Night…now inducted!

Kenny Omega vs Bryan Danielson was old-school entertain

Real old-school.

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RD Vs. Russo Round TWO…and AEW is the battleground!

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East meets East when Funaki learns Kung Fu.

Kung Fu Naki – inducted!

NXT 2.0 is where the big boys play!

Literally.

Get ready for recess in a brand-new Headlie!

It was the only officially licensed WWE ride ever made.

And it kinda sucked.

WWE Niagara Falls is here…and INDUCTED!

What’s in a name?

Well, if you’re Chad Gable or Gable Steveson, a whole lot.

Find out which Gable comes out on top in Headlies!

Relive the legendary career of the original Sin Cara.

New induction!

What happens when two of the most acrobatic tag teams in wrestling fight?

Utter chaos!

Hang on and read all about it in Headlies!

All Out 2021 is here!

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RD Reynolds returns to podcasting with…Vince Russo????!!!

It’s true – Joker’s Mustache is here!

XPW’s Angel falls off a 40-foot scaffold, without even a pool of sewage to break his fall!

It’s an all-new two-for-one induction!

Cameron Grimes is stackin’ money with his own cryptocurrency!

We’re going to the moon in Headlies!

It’s the last Saturday Night’s Main Event!

Was it any good?  It’s on WrestleCrap.com…what do you think?

NEW INDUCTION!

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All The Latest Crap!

Headlies: Fans Mourn The Loss Of “Dashing” Cody Rhodes

7 Submitted by on Mon, 09 March 2020, 08:00
Salt Lake City, UT – The pro-wrestling community is currently mourning the loss of former WWE gimmick “Dashing” Cody Rhodes. The gimmick, which focused on Rhodes’ handsome looks, was pronounced deceased minutes after Rhodes revealed a large tattoo on his neck. The tattoo, a red, white, and blue American Nightmare logo, received widespread scorn and mockery in and out of Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Undertaker- zombie, biker, businessman.

2 Submitted by on Fri, 06 March 2020, 02:00
This is a shirt from that weird period where The Undertaker suddenly stopped being an undead zombie and started being a bad ass redneck biker. Apparently this was just a phase because he went back to being an undead zombie later. “Deadman Inc”? Well, I guess that makes more business sense than “Deadman, LLC”. You have to protect your assets, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Concession Stand Employee Reveals He Is A Seth Rollins Disciple

3 Submitted by on Mon, 02 March 2020, 08:00
Brooklyn, NY – In a shocking turn of events, a concession stand employee at the Barclay’s Center ripped open his shirt to reveal that he is a disciple of “The Monday Night Messiah” Seth Rollins. Rodrigo “Hot Rod” Robles, a part-time Assistant Manager at Nathan’s Famous and diehard Rollins fan, spent his shift messing with the food of any Kevin Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Ring Of Honor coloring book

4 Submitted by on Fri, 28 February 2020, 02:00
Crapper Luchaporn writes: This is Luchaporn from the craphole and I just came across what has to be one of the most baffling items ever, I mean even worse than those ROH Championship Belt Rings…there is now an official ROH coloring book.  Who’s the target audience for this thing? I think I can actually explain this one… Apparently, coloring is Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Ric Flair’s Final Match – It Wasn’t At Mania…But It Sure Should Have Been

29 Submitted by on Thu, 27 February 2020, 20:00
TNA, 2011 Before I type another word, let me say one thing, and let me say it emphatically: I LOVE RIC FLAIR. Some of you may fail to grasp that concept, especially considering I am inducting his final ever match into WrestleCrap.  That’s insane, right?  The WrestleMania XXIV match against Shawn Michaels was in many ways amazing.  And of course Continue Reading...
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Headlies: “Hit Matt Hardy With A Chair” Added To Wrestlemania Axxess

2 Submitted by on Mon, 24 February 2020, 08:00
Tampa Bay, FL – At this year’s Wrestlemania Axxess, fans will now have the chance to hit WWE Superstar Matt Hardy with a steel chair. Following the brutal chair-based attack on Hardy by Randy Orton, WWE officials are looking to capitalize on the positive response. “Did you hear that reaction?” said WWE CEO Vince McMahon after Orton’s attack on Hardy. Continue Reading...
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Induction: Blood, Sweat & Gears with Sgt. Slaughter – See Sarge melt your face… And that’s an order!

17 Submitted by on Thu, 20 February 2020, 21:50
VHS, 1987 In 1987, the United States Hot Rod Association released “Blood, Sweat & Gears,” a 37-minute tour-de-force of souped-up engines and general vehicular carnage. There were tractor pulls… …monster truck races… …a car being dropped onto a bunch of other cars from a giant crane… But this VHS didn’t just feature the heavy-duty car-killing machines of the USHRA; it Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 290!!

3 Submitted by on Wed, 19 February 2020, 20:39
Babies! Birds! Bosoms!  This WrestleCrap Radio Has It All! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU!   As a special way of showing our gratitude, we have relaunched the RD and Blade Show…exclusively for our Patrons!  And the newest episode is on there, right now! Join the fun by clicking here! Listen to the show below, by subscribing on Stitcher or iTunes, or by clicking here!...
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Headlies: Becky Lynch Tests Positive For Rabies

3 Submitted by on Mon, 17 February 2020, 08:00
Everett, WA – Raw Women’s Champion Becky Lynch has tested positive for rabies days after receiving a bite by WWE Superstar Shayna Baszler. WWE officials suspected Lynch was not well during this morning’s walkthrough at the Angel of the Winds Arena. The normally calm and attentive Lynch was visibly aggressive, growling at members of the ring crew. Her condition quickly Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Big Boss Man fights The Mountie- but not in the ring…

3 Submitted by on Fri, 14 February 2020, 02:00
It’s a WWF Battlemania comic book featuring The Big Boss Man and The Mountie having a knock-down, drag-out fight to the death! And for some reason they’re having it on The Forrest Moon Of Endor! The Big Boss Man vs. Wicket in a Jail House match totally should have headlined Summer Slam ’91. JailbirdEwok.com! I bet that URL… might be Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: The Greatest Women’s Match in History – Weird, You Wouldn’t Think THAT Would Be an Induction

43 Submitted by on Thu, 13 February 2020, 20:00
WWE, 2011 If there’s one thing I never, ever want to hear again, it would be “what is your pro wrestling Mount Rushmore?” What a stupid question. Trying to nail down the four best wrestlers in the history of man is a fool’s errand.  And is that even the question?  Are they the BEST wrestlers?  My FAVORITE wrestlers?  The wrestlers Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Special Guest Gimp Added To MJF – Cody Rhodes Match

5 Submitted by on Mon, 10 February 2020, 08:00
Chicago, IL – Following his brutal ten lashings given to him by MJF, Cody Rhodes has announced that their match at AEW Revolution will include a special guest gimp. Still sporting welts on his back, Rhodes announced the stipulation in an interview with Jennifer Decker. “I gave my word that I would endure everything that MJF could dish out,” explained Continue Reading...
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Induction: Undertaker vs. Goldberg – Taker’s most dangerous match since Hell in a Cell

22 Submitted by on Thu, 06 February 2020, 20:38
WWE, 2019 When you think of dream matches from the Attitude Era that never happened, Goldberg vs. The Undertaker has got to be at the top of the list. Both men were the biggest stars of their respective companies during the Attitude Era: bald, no-gimmicks badasses in plain black trunks… except for The Undertaker. Granted, such a match likely would Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Jean-Pierre LaFitte Steals Chris Jericho’s Cruise Ship

6 Submitted by on Mon, 03 February 2020, 08:00
Miami, FL – Miami Police have reported that the Norwegian Pearl cruise ship that recently Chris Jericho’s Rock ‘N’ Wrestling Rager, was stolen by former WWF star Jean-Pierre LaFitte. The ship, which was used to tape the January 22nd episode of AEW Dynamite, was docked at PortMiami for an extensive hosing and scrubbing. Somewhere between Saturday night and Sunday morning, Continue Reading...
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The Return of the WrestleCrap Mailbag…now in AUDIO FORM!

3 Submitted by on Thu, 30 January 2020, 22:14
After over fifteen years, the WrestleCrap Mailbag is BACK…but now in AUDIO FORM! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU!   As a special way of showing our gratitude, we have relaunched the RD andBlade Show…exclusively for our Patrons!  And the newest episode is on there, right now! Join the fun by clicking here! Listen to the show below, by subscribing on Stitcher or iTunes, or by clicking here!...
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Induction: LaVar Ball on MizTV – It takes a lot of Balls to put on a segment this bad

25 Submitted by on Mon, 27 January 2020, 20:29
WWE, 2017 As hinted earlier, this induction is about Balls. LaVar Ball and his sons Lonzo and LaMelo Ball, to be specific. You remember LaVar Ball, don’t you? The overbearing basketball dad who’d make ridiculous boasts about his son Lonzo? He was certainly a character, in much the same way that Mr. McMahon was a character during the Attitude Era Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Fake Cody Rhodes and Fake Chris Jericho Appear At The Royal Rumble

5 Submitted by on Mon, 27 January 2020, 08:00
Houston, TX – In a surprisingly unsurprising move, WWE debuted and embarrassed “Cody Rhodes” and “Chris Jericho” at last night’s Royal Rumble. After Brock Lesnar entered the Rumble at number one, the two impersonators were led to the ring by Bruce Prichard. The Executive Producer of Smackdown, donning a black cowboy hat, introduced himself as “Texarkana”. “You want a war, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Fan Regrets Wishing For More Wrestling On A Monkey’s Paw

5 Submitted by on Mon, 20 January 2020, 08:00
Duluth, MN – Diehard wrestling fan Henry Peterson now regrets wishing for more pro wrestling on a magical monkey’s paw. Peterson, who purchased the cursed object from a mysterious old man at a market in Marakesh, was unaware of its power. “At first, I didn’t really think much of it,” said Peterson, bathed in the warm glow of his television Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Seth vs. Fiend Hell in a Cell – 2019 Gooker Award Winner

69 Submitted by on Thu, 16 January 2020, 20:00
WWE – 2019 Gooker Award Winner It was close. It was very close. This year, I decided to eyeball the Gooker voting from start to finish.  I generally don’t do that, but there was a morbid curiosity as to what was going to take the feathery crown.  Confession time: I will admit some years there are “filler” nominees – stuff that was Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Excalibur Removes His Mask, Terrifying AEW Employees

6 Submitted by on Mon, 13 January 2020, 08:00
Miami, FL – All Elite Wrestling announcer Excalibur removed his mask at a company meeting this morning, terrifying and sickening his fellow employees. The former wrestler, who still wears his luchadore-style mask while calling AEW matches, addressed the group. “I’d given a lot of thought to what Brandi Rhodes said to me on last week’s show,” said Excalibur. “Ultimately, she’s Continue Reading...
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Induction: Make Darren Young Great Again – “Again”?

21 Submitted by on Thu, 09 January 2020, 22:29
WWE, 2016 It’s not uncommon for WWE to utterly waste a wrestling legend, nor is it unusual for WWE to try and fail at political satire, but in 2016 the company managed to do both simultaneously. One night in May, WWE’s announcers informed the viewers that Darren Young, formerly of the Prime Time Players, had for the longest time been Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Rusev – Lana – Lashley – Liv Angle To Now Include Literal Car Wrecks

4 Submitted by on Mon, 06 January 2020, 08:00
Oklahoma City, OK – After seeing the ratings success of the Lashley – Lana wedding on the last Monday Night Raw of 2019, Vince McMahon has demanded that actual car accidents be included in storyline. The decision came Monday morning during the creative team’s weekly meeting. “We need something big! Huge! Something that will force the WWE Universe to keep Continue Reading...
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