Someone Bought This: WCW Tuff Talkin’ wrestlers are kind of strange

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Crapper Paul S. writes:

Toy Biz’s WCW Toys in the final years of the company tended to be more impressive than the WWF toys of the time, but something about these “Tuff Talkin’ Wrestlers” figures seems off. Perhaps it’s the creepy way their mouths move.

Also DDP’s figure looks like they made an Enzo Amore toy 15 years too early.

That mouth movement is really, really upsetting to me for some reason…

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6 Responses to "Someone Bought This: WCW Tuff Talkin’ wrestlers are kind of strange"
  1. John C says:

    At least they re-created The Breck Girl’s hair in all its glory. What a ripoff no Hogan figure to do The Fingerpoke of Doom with. Good thing there’s no Big Poppa Pump figure since everything would have been bleeped.

  2. shadowdancer21b says:

    “No one can beat the Stinger (other voice entirely:DDP)”

  3. Anonymous says:

    Oh wow. You weren’t kidding. That is really creepy.

    Also that kid is literally the worst actor I’ve ever seen/heard.

  4. Drew says:

    Nash also says, “Owww, I pulled a hamstring. Don’t use me for six months.”

  5. Luchaporn says:

    I had four of these.
    I got the DDP and Sting set for Christmas

    Then right before WCW went out of business I found Series 2(Randy Savage, Konana, Buff Bagwell and Scott Steiner)_ on Clearance at Toys ‘R Us and walked way with Savage and Steiner.

  6. AK says:

    I figure the Nash figure not only won’t play with the other action figures, he’ll chastise you with the following when you try.

    “I know what you’re thinking. Everybody wants to play with Big Sexy, forget about it. You don’t have the imagination or the dexterity, plus I have only one semi working quad right now. Pick somebody else, pick DDP or something. Go…go”

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