Someone Bought This: WCW Nitro and WWF Attitude colognes

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WCW Nitro CologneWhat better way to cover up the stink of your dying wrestling promotion than with WCW Nitro Cologne?

WCW Nitro Cologne amazon

I found an Amazon listing for WCW Nitro Cologne, and check out these prices sellers are asking for it on Amazon Marketplace!

WCW Nitro Cologne Amazon Marketplace listings

$200+ for a bottle?!

There’s also WWF Attitude Cologne for you men who want to smell like.. um.. attitude, I guess (?):

WWF Attitude cologne small picture

Did any of you Crappers own one or both of these?

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22 Responses to "Someone Bought This: WCW Nitro and WWF Attitude colognes"
  1. Jay "The Brain" Mann says:

    Someone should do a test with these on which picks up more women. My prediction: neither.

  2. John says:

    Taglines: The scent for those into dating their first cousins.
    Or: The Real Arrogance Not Just For Models

  3. Raven7309 says:

    You know, how in the world WWE didn’t bring in Rick Martel to promote their cologne boggles the mind.

    • OneManChainGang says:

      Agreed. The only way I would’ve bought the Attitude cologne is if it had come in an atomizer not unlike Rick Martel’s

      • "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

        That would have been awesome! They should have totally sold that in the late 80’s and early 90’s!

  4. MrMaddog says:

    Someone gave me a sample of the Nitro colonge one time, and yes that stuff smelled HORRIBLE! Not to mention the picture of a snarling Goldberg made it even less attractive than it all already was… ;P

  5. Redman says:

    The Nitro one was surprisingly good – kind of like a Cool Water – the chicks dug it – so I ordered up a bunch more. Yeah being a WCW cologne sounds like shit but it’s actually a great find.

    • shakey says:

      I had it to and seriously chicks always complimented on it more than any other cologne i had. Always awkward when they asked what it was.

  6. Kramer says:

    KRAMER: Go ahead smell, smell

    STEVE: Yeah, so?

    KRAMER: Do you recognize it? … Wrestling.

    STEVE: What are you talking about?

    KRAMER: Oh, I’m talking about wrestling.

    STEVE: What about it?

    KRAMER: You know the way you smell when you first come home from the wrestling show? Well, I want to make a cologne that captures the essence of that smell. Oh yeah.

    STEVE: That is the dumbest idea I have ever heard.

    KRAMER: Oh, wait, Did you here what I just said?

    STEVE: Do you think people are going to pay $80 a bottle to smell like sweaty fans and greasy popcorn? That’s why people take showers when the come home from a wrestling show It’s an objectionable offensive odor.

    KRAMER: So you don’t think it’s a good idea?

  7. John C says:

    WCW Cologne: What the big boys spray
    WWF Cologne: If you want to smell what The Rock is really cookin’ and make the ladies eye a lookin’ spray this and ready for some fookin’

    • "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

      I’m totally shocked they didn’t use “What The Big Boys Spray” as the slogan! Haha! That’s great!

  8. JustAGuyGuy says:

    WCW Nitro For Men: The smell of failure

  9. Drew says:

    I can match up my Nitro cologne with my Four Horsemen sweatshirt and be a total chick magnet. Said no one, ever.

  10. Mikey Dubbs says:

    I own a bottle!! It does not smell particularly lovely. Got it as a joke gift from a friend and i treasure it. I feel like smacking Tenay in the mush everytime i spray a generous portion on my traps.

  11. KatieVictoriasSecret says:

    There was a matching ladies’ perfume for both, if I remember right. If I remember correctly the WWE one smelled like a knock-off of Windsong.

  12. Jeremy says:

    “Eau de Toilette” sounds like an apt description for Nitro cologne

  13. Thomas says:

    WCW Nitro cologne… for those moments that don’t call for you cracking open that 40-year-old bottle of Hai Karate.

  14. Thalassa says:

    Years ago my boyfriend wanted me to buy him one, I forget the price, but the postage was $40!!

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