Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan’s fist war bonnet and license plate necklace

16 Submitted by on Tue, 30 December 2014, 02:00

Crapper Nick Blankenship writes:

The “Immortal Incredible American Made” Hulk Hogan needed a little extra help when taking on stiffs like Bad News Brown and King Haku, enter the war bonnet.

You know, to his credit; the stupid fist helmet.. erm.. I mean.. “war bonnet” distracts from how dumb he looks with the license plate necklace flung around his neck.

Hulk Hogan Fist Helmet 2 Hulk Hogan Fist Helmet 3 Hulk Hogan Fist Helmet

Maybe he was just trying out an early Halloween costume!

Anyway, thanks for the submission, Nick!

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16 Responses to "Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan’s fist war bonnet and license plate necklace"
  1. Anonymous says:

    Were they planning on making that a regular thing at any point? Because the fact that they treat it like it’s almost serious is utterly mind boggling and borderline surreal.

  2. Rusty Shackleford says:

    One year previous to this he wore “Heavy-Duty Camouflage” in the lead-up to the first annual Survivor Series.

    Everybody including Craig DeGeorge had trouble recognizing him!

  3. John C says:

    Rejected ideas for Hulk, wear a baby bonnet with a pacifier on top of the head and a bib around his neck. Boy did Superstar really suck as an announcer, “Well brother let me tell you brother” (no wonder where Hulk got that from). It was nice of 60’s era Jerry Lewis to show up as the special guest referee.

  4. Matt Soileau says:

    Pffffffffffft. He looks stupid.

  5. Excitement Personified says:

    If only Mae Young had given birth to the fisting helmet instead of the hand.

  6. Mr Maddog says:

    “I got some Bad News for you Hulk Hogan, no one will ever buy your war bonnet…”

    Oh, not that #BnB…

  7. Terrence says:

    “Mel, quit looking at my feet”

  8. Preparation Triple H says:

    Not sure if this is dumber than the Daniel Bryan beard hat.

  9. Down With OPC says:

    Imagine if Cena wore this anytimr in the past decade.

  10. Down With OPC says:

    Also, shouldn’t this have been considered a foreign object?

  11. Geoff says:

    But Hulk Hogan isn’t a bad guy. He would never use a foreign object to win matches. He is the greatest superstar since…since… since… uh…. my brain hurts now.

  12. Mister Forth says:

    I love how WWE made fun of something they thought was a good idea. Coke must’ve been really strong then.

  13. Anonymous says:

    Most awkward looking single piece of ring attire of all time.

  14. John Q Occupier says:

    Thankyou SOOO much for reminding me of the Sexy Hulk Hogan Haloween Costume. Back to therapy I go…

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