Howey-in-Hills, FL – According to several eyewitness reports, WWE oddities the Wyatt Sicks had a surprisingly low-key Halloween last Thursday.
The creepy “family”, known for terrorizing Monday Night Raw over the past few months, spent most of the holiday hanging out at home. Despite popular expectations, Wyatt Sicks did not go all-out with decorations, tricks, or treats.
Spooky stablemates Joe Gacy and Dexter Loomis spent most of the evening playing Minecraft. Erick Rowan watched several Halloween specials, including Garfield’s Halloween Adventure and the 1980 animated special “The Trouble With Miss Switch”. Nikki Cross got an early start knitting “ugly” Christmas sweaters for the rest of faction
The group’s leader, Uncle Howdy, spent most of the evening peering out of the window, hoping for trick or treaters. Not wanting his full-sized candy bars to go to waste, Howdy sadly ate the confections while scrolling through TikTok. Even the recently kidnapped Miz had a quiet Halloween, planning his Black Friday shopping while still bound and gagged.
Fans are hopeful that the Wyatt Sicks also have an uneventful Election Day this week.