Stanford, CT – After years as competitors, WWE has formed a partnership with TNA. The multi-year deal will see an exchange of talent between the companies, which some believe may be one-sided in the long term. To celebrate the momentous occasion, Triple H and Nick Khan invited their counterparts to WWE headquarters for a tour.
“As you can see, we have a state-of-the-art gym filled with everything a wrestler could need to reach peak performance. Not that any TNA wrestlers will ever need it,” chuckled Triple H.
“Here we have a cafeteria with the best chef’s on the eastern seaboard, available on-call 24 hours a day to keep our performers well-fed. Fruits, vegetables, various proteins. Everything carefully prepared to keep our stars ready for the next PLE. Of course, the TNA stars will never have to worry about that,” said Khan, stifling a laugh.
The group descended deep into the bowels of the headquarters, passing by countless offices and cubicles.
“Ah, you all will find this interesting,” said Triple H, stopping the group in a hallway. “Here we have some photos commemorating WWE partnerships with other wrestling promotions. There’s Stampede Wrestling. Georgia Championship Wrestling. USWA, ECW, Evolve. You get the picture.”
“Folks, we have one more thing to show you in the basement,” said Khan, directing TNA officials through a door. “By the way, have any of you seen Goodfellas?”