Indianapolis, IN – WWE announcer and professional loudmouth Pat McAfee received a special gift ahead of Christmas.
Early this morning, the former NFL kicker sleepily stumbled into his living room to see that Santa Claus has delivered his gift early. There, hanging from his fire place, McAfee found his announcing partner Michael Cole inside a giant Christmas stocking.
“Yeet!” shouted Pat McAfee, mimicking Jey Usos signature dance in celebration.
“You’re ridiculous,” said Cole, stifling a laugh. “How do I end up in these situations? Where did you get a stocking this big?”
“Braun Strowman leant me one of his tube socks,” explained McAfee, before ripping the sleeves off his fleece pajama top. “You can come on out of there and get some Portillo’s with me.”
“What about this other guy in the stocking next to me?” asked Cole.
“Oh, that’s just AJ Hawk,” explained McAfee. “Don’t worry about him. He’ll just sit there quietly for about another hour.”